And because everyone’s glob of neurons is independent from each other, we have no way of conclusively determining if everyone’s glob interprets things the same way.

They’re his future brown shirts red hats.

“You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It’s not about food. It’s about keeping those ants in line.”

Luckily I realized pretty quickly and didn’t waste too much money on coke.

How long does a book have to go without being checked out to be purged?

I’m not getting that money back, am I?

Chromebook?

Gotta be the rwhite color…

My biggest problem with Discord is it’s a walled garden. So much info that’s inaccessible to the rest of the world.

Legal disclaimers often have pronouns, right?

“The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not an intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify me by replying to this message and then delete this email from your system.”

Malicious compliance it and replace all of the pronouns: “The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If the recipient is not an intended recipient of this email, the recipient is hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If the recipient received this email in error, please immediately notify John Doe by replying to this message and then delete this email from the recipient’s system.”

Fuck 'em. I’m sure with a bit of work they could come up with some stuff that renders it nearly unreadable.

The airline pilot?!?

In the same vein:

"You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? - Medicine.” Tim Minchin

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I understand and agree with the general concept of a case being moot when the underlying situation has already been resolved, but sometimes I really wish there was a way for proceedings like this to continue so we actually get rulings.

This just means it’ll be like Washington’s Birthday or Labor Day - pretty much ignored.

It’s a buyout.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told NBC in a statement that if federal workers “don’t want to work in the office and contribute to making America great again, then they are free to choose a different line of work, and the Trump Administration will provide a very generous payout of 8 months.”

To accept the buyout, federal employees simply have to reply to the email with the word “Resign,” the emails reportedly instruct.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told NBC in a statement that if federal workers “don’t want to work in the office and contribute to making America great again, then they are free to choose a different line of work, and the Trump Administration will provide a very generous payout of 8 months.”

To accept the buyout, federal employees simply have to reply to the email with the word “Resign,” the emails reportedly instruct.

Likely multiple screenshots stitched together.

What brand of vacuum bags? Every one I’ve tried ends up leaking.