I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.

Aww slowly puts the hammer back

Sounds like a fun lawsuit. I say elevate that shit to the top.

My ISP every few months:

"We can upgrade yo-

Does the upload speed upgrade too?

"Well, no- click

lil bruh passes you and gets in front of you in traffic

then goes 1mph slower no one in front of both of you

Looks like I’m aiming pringles can directional antennas at McDonalds again like the 00’s.

No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say ‘oblige them’, in no sweeter terms.

Same, but XMPP and Dino. Matrix? Eh.

on god, fr fr

There’s one type of leftist, the one that left reddit. Everyone still there is either slow to action or larping.

nottheonion

I’ve seen every other milestone get hit. So, since it isn’t stopping, how long do we have, you reckon?

I can pirate and indulge in my inner child from time to time knowing that cast and crew created lifetime bonds and had that experience with us - the fans.

Rowling? There aren’t enough buses on earth to toss her under.

Black Dickys.

“A mechanic is assaulting me!”

Job creator.

Magneto was right. Cyclops was close.

“there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism”.

The VPS hosting of every Lemmy instance is thus unethical. Mastodon is then unethical. Buying a gun to defend yourself and your home is then unethical. Buying a child food is then unethical.

Hard disagree. The issues of life are not so cut and dry.

Fuck Twitter tho.

This instance and its admin staff encourages identity politics, groupthink, mob mentality, and extremist solutions to societal problems. Users who advocate violence are not moderated so long as the admins agree with the target. Caution and critical thinking are advised when interacting with this instance or its users.

What a stirring endorsement.

I say, keep it up!

What’s more anarchist than taking their code and liberating it?

Men are a deflationary asset due to war and breaking every rule in a warehouse safety manual. We also aren’t quite as smart, and most of us enjoy explosives, guns and driving fast. If anything, it’s a miracle anyone has a grandpa or makes it past age 60.