He’s a cheap American imitation Porsche family.

Believe it or not, also cow tools.

I can’t explain it, but this feels very Mitch Hedberg somehow.

Like Australia. Nukes would only make everything there stronger.

It’s pretty cold in Colorado already, can we join Canada too?

I did nazi that coming

They’re worried about their government contracts.

Go to bed early. Easiest trick in the world.

You can also drink a bit of fluids before bed so your body naturally wakes up fairly early, the old Native American trick.

Undercurrent? You mean tidal wave?

We’re so doomed.

With this administration? Very unlikely.

Different servers have different rules and federation lets them enforce it in a fully distributed and discrete way.

This is how the internet should work. Think of each host as a BBS forum, each one has its own rules. Don’t like it? Go to the other.

The nice thing about the Fediverse, is that you’re not locked in to one server/set of rules.

trump is the shit that landed on the board

Missed opportunity for:

Step Brother HL-2280DW…

He ran out of political capital to stall when Hamas was offering him the hostages back, most likely.

Same as trump caving with tariffs against Canada/Mexico once Canada/Mexico was trying very hard to remove the tariffs.

There’s only so much stalling you can do when the opposition is trying desperately to make “peace” work.

Bibi absolutely does not give a shit about the hostages. His actions have shown as much. He was already deeply unpopular in Israel before the war started, so I expect that he just ran out of political capital to keep his peers at bay.

If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.

Nah. We’re all just pissed that these shortsighted idiots decided to try and make a point about biden/harris and trump/vance being the same for Gaza/Palestine (which, clearly, factually, in every possible conceivable way, they are not), and in so doing, ended the longest running democracy in human history, to say nothing of making our lives a fucking hell for the next however many years until this shitshow is over or the country implodes.

It was idiotic, we told them it was idiotic, they argued against it, and they chose to let trump win and now we’re all stuck with the fucking bill of their stupidity. All of us.

So yeah, I’m fucking pissed at them, and the trump supporters. At least with the maga asshats you know you’re getting idiots marching on parade. We were counting on the dems not being a bunch of fuckwits.

But here we are, sitting in a shit timeline, eating a shit sandwich together.

A sandwich we all said we’d have to fucking eat if this felon rapist piece of shit clown got elected again.

It’s just so fucking exhausting. God fucking damn it, and people like you trying to blame those of us that went out and voted and tried to keep democracy going for another round. We’re not the bad guys here, and we absolutely get to fucking bag on all you dipshits that chose to let this happen by not exercising your right, and fucking DUTY, to vote.

Don’t threaten. Fucking do it you fucking cowards. Jesus fucking christ. How much will it take for them to act and grow some fucking balls. The end of the fucking country is fucking nigh.

Yes, there absolutely are.

I was with you but if you’re calling out logical fallacies your ad homenims are a little much against the guy, who I agree, sounds 15 or a 55 sovcit.

The majority of your post is valid though, outside of the personal attacks.