Also, here’s a really awkward picture of two people in an “embrace.”

They went to Mordor-lago?

That’s a different kind of butt plug if I’ve ever seen one… Maybe the guy should have tried eating it instead.

I’m guessing there were stresses already there from how it was being held in place. Expansion and contraction (from warming and cooling) exacerbated the stress until failure.

Fact checking that guy is like checking the temperature of an inferno. Yes, it’s a little hot.

Come on man, I’m trying to eat here!

For someone who purports to be a fantastic negotiator and deal maker, this guy is sure a Kevorkian of deal making lately.

And her special move is… The Stupid Smack! Watch out! It’s a nationwide AOE!

Ren & Stimpy

Rad radioactive radius!

And the market crash will begin right around that time too. Yay!

She has a different kind of ring for you to wear.

He looks like he’s pinching a loaf and just realized he’s supposed to be in a meeting.

I haven’t had friends or anyone to talk to for a year or two

To me, it doesn’t sound like you have issues socializing, it sounds like you have issues with maintaining relationships. If you’re 21 and have zero friends, you need to examine that a little more closely.

I remember having to clean the little wheelies inside the ball mouse. No one understood you had to do this at companies and it was rough being “the I.T. guy.”

Oh now that’s interesting… Trying to wash off super slick snail slime in the shower. You’d almost want to hit a water slide instead. Zip!

Ahh, a wonderer…

You ever wonder what that would feel like as it traveled across your naked body?

I feel a little attacked for some reason

Yea, that’s what out looks like ri me too. Hopefully they don’t get away with it.