Sweet. Fuck the lot of 'em.

Unless you want to cede Greenland to Trump or Ukraine to Putin, there’s really no choice

Yes! Call on allies, station troops and ships, protect critical infrastructure. Everything Ukraine should have done, do it now.

Ooh, yeah, seen that one before. Thanks for the explanation!

Bikeshed? That’s a new one for me.

Fucking believe him. Take it as the threat that it is. Prepare immediately.

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I mean, they provide the operating system and push updates to your phone via a trusted channel, so yeah you’re kinda extending them 100% trust already. I’m more thinking about malware authors here though; criminals or governments (or criminal governments) slipping shady shit onto your phone without your noticing.

But hey, let’s all get the knives out for Jasmine Crockett calling the dipshit in Texas “Hot Wheels.”

Less. If someone has root privs on your phone they can screenshot without your notice and send those shots wherever they want, encryption or self-deleting messaging apps be damned.

And now come the inevitable cries of “fraud!” and “election interference!”

Doesn’t matter if the phone is rooted.

These fucking fools, these incompetent baboons. Gods damn the whole lot of 'em.

Wow, no shit?

And yours, more so.

So we’re just done with the rule of law? Anything goes now? I don’t think that’s a door he necessarily wants to open.

Aww, you left JD Vance off the certificate. He’ll be sobbing into his Chesterfield.

The enshittification intensifies.

You can thank Schumer for that as well.

Nor the desire, I would think.