Come, my friends. The ents are going to fuck shit up.

How?

• Wallet full of oligarch money
• Heart full of hate
• Head full of shit

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin’, tossed salads and scrambled eggs

The sound of hoof beats cross the glade! Good folk, lock up your son and daughter! Beware the deadly flashing blade, unless you want to end up shorter!

WooooWeeeeeeHooooooo HeeeeeeHoooooooWooooooooo

The Unskippable

The compliments I wish I got:

Good work, future generations will look at this code of yours, and they will know what it does and how to extend it with minimal efford. It is well structured, the intent is obvious and quite frankly, it is beautiful to behold.

The compliments I actually get:

You spelt your name right, you absolute champ!

A garbage trophy from a garbage competition stolen by a garbage president. What’s not to understand?

So no more buying Intel CPUs, as if there hadn’t been enough reasons already.

they don’t want to have in their community

That’s not even the case, they just don’t want us to participate actively.

Tisk tisk tisk. Bottom surgery for free, huh? Clever scheme.

Nice 👍

Wir machen das jetzt mit den Fähnchen.

– Lars Klingbeil, möglicherweise.