“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”

“oNe dAy wE wiLL aLL livE iN a sMaRt hOmE. tEcHnOLoGy aLwAyS iMpRoVeS”

Here’s another good read: https://www.wheresyoured.at/wheres-the-money/

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Trick her into giving you all her money. This seems like prime scam real estate. Get some olive oil, jack up the price, and tell her you’re selling “essential oils”. Or scare her by making her believe you’re God incarnate. Or kill her and take her wallet lmao

I thought that the Grandma Blobfish quest from Half-Genie Hero would age badly, but I didn’t know how badly

I mean, this is incredibly tame for imperialist propaganda. You wouldn’t believe the shit I see in America. Take Enemy At The Gates for example.

You should check out Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s pretty old by now, but it still works as reflections of imperialist propaganda, imported and spread through U.S. troops with names like Derek and Brad.

Ofc I could tell, that’s the Polish flag upside down

Well, this is dead. Nobody wants to pass this around.

Terraria

Thanks so much!

Well, I wasn’t actually disregarding it, I thought it was something you said as a meme.

Regardless, I never liked Twitter, even before Musk purchased it. It was never worth going on, and I’d always hear from 2015 onward what was “going on on Twitter” in all sorts of non-Twitter stuff, like different social media sites, radio deejays, movies, the news, and billboards. I hated it so much. I was hoping for Twitter’s downfall being something like, say, Twitter being taken offline, or a better site appearing, and I am not a fan of Nazis and billionaires, but since it’s gone, I am now vindicated. Although I went to Bluesky afterward, and although it does embody what people liked about Twitter, I don’t gel with what people liked about Twitter. It’s for squares. It’s for normies, for regular Joes, for the suburban wife with 2.5 kids who loves football and shopping for wine. It’s for married couples who always follow the law and believe that Hawaii should remain a U.S. state, whose sole exposure to Marx comes from seeing counter-terrorist PSAs. It’s simply not for me.

Shit, I wasn’t on here. Tell you what, make another Devil’s Panties Blackout in six months. We encourage people to stock up on canned foods that can be eaten later, and bathroom items, soaps, whatever. Friend groups are established for the blackout just in case somebody loses something. It might last more than a week, maybe even a month. We should post this in streamers’ chats to encourage people to spread the word; this will be on fun streams where it will not be intrusive. Make sure to target people who can remember to do things, or use it as an opportunity to help people to remember schedules. People will stay with each other to get along.

Twitter user detected, opinion disregarded

Fascism is rising because the bourgeoisie is funding it to keep out Communism, Socialism, Marxism, and other things that explain why most people globally cannot afford a house, or why England pays such low wages, or why groceries are so expensive in America, or why Germany is undergoing an economic collapse. Once you understand Marxism even simply, these quotes will start to make sense.

P.S. If you’re going to say that fascism is rising in power, please just say that. I know that things are shitty because fascism is rising, but I hate when people are vague.

Look, I hate NATO and the European Union, but Russia is not “defending against NATO”. Capitalism IN RUSSIA caused this. It was the fall of the USSR that made Russia ultra-capitalist, and then ultra-imperialist. Russia is not a bastion of Socialism. It has a mercenary army, an entire military-industrial complex, and a barbaric mistreatment of actual workers. A lot of western politicians believe that Russia is communist, but that’s just because they’re idiots.

Nvm, this is better.

Although Cuba ought to have its embargo lifted ASAP. Lift it. Long live all the enemies of the United States.

Right here you can see capitalism collapsing in on itself. This is the result of a society that glorifies consumption and makes work undesirable to do.