Yesterday I happened upon a blacked-out redacted bird on imgur. If a new trend is happening, life is going to be alright.

Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.

If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood’s gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I’d probably make a terrible ninja – but what a awesome way to die.

We’re going to need a new flag…

Or…

Yup funds, and the web traffic handleability.
My small city (population 89,000) had a 911 outage about 2 years ago. Their solution was to sms text or voice dial everyone with the message “…please dial any county non-emergency number… see a list of numbers at bitly.url…”. The hosted website was hugged-to-death.

After fines, it was inevitably cheaper to extend the nearest net backbone closer to our neck of the woods and upgrade all county things with fiber and data centers.

🎵Cycle killer… Qu’est-ce que c’est…🎶

A quick image search for “telephone shaped” furniture…

I would guess, homeowner Luke is ok moneywise. If that couples photo on the website is his home… a brief analysis… correlation of christmas tree and miniskirt suggest an indoor temp of +72’F; an animal skin rug is under the dinning table (expensive choice); and the couple are likely childless (displayed book titled “Creatures With Cocks”).

That’s on a assumption it is his home. Still, how and why Mr. Luke resorted to get the delivery guy to heave-ho-ing; it comically should’ve never come to that.

…(Homeowner) Luke says he refused to sign the delivery forms after it was suggested he cut off his bannisters…

🛋️

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/delivery-men-really-need-a-lesson-from-ross-to-pivot-sofa-up-staircase-18173094/

Cubes?! Well I’ll be darn, we got solid-state chicken now.

1 Chicken is measured by the cut size. The smallest currently is measured in bites. Here is a 3lb partition…

As an irl Luigi, I concour. Plumbing isn’t my primary source of income.

Yeah. 40+. Blind, mostly. Lower back problems. But definitely a different last name.

Future shower tip, avoid heavy buzzwords (promo, business, fear, etc). Showerthoughts typically sound like laid-back ideas since an actual shower is quite similar and relaxed.

Bicycle riding is relaxing and fun. I got that notion late after re-rereading the post.

There are cities near coatlines and beaches that rent quad-cycles for tourists, sightseeing, pedicab taxi, etc. More offen, they stay broken longer compared to the standard 2-wheel bicycle for rent. In my youth I had a tricycle (20" wheels and a rear basket) that hauled daily about 70 newspapers in one trip. My downside, maintenance was never a simple walmart fix and the tricycle had a very short service life in the paperboy business. Teenage me relied more on my Huffy bicycle and 2nd refill trips for those heavy sunday papers. Reliability vs truckability (if that’s an actual word 😉). And on the business-side there’s the cost. Someone will need to have a proper dedicated bicycle workshop. A “backroom to fix bikes” will never cut it for the evermore complicated modern bike\e-bike.

Source… timetoast.com

Source for the above “car” https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-world-s-lowest-car-is-a-fiat-panda-that-will-break-your-brain-217485.html

The Guinness Book World Record titleholder currently (as of 2013) is for a car named Mirai, https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2012/9/mirai-the-worlds-lowest-roadworthy-car-video

Yep, both aren’t street legal. Both do have a real person inside “driving” it. Also a youtube search has several other projects tempting the status for world’s lowest. 😁

The all-new Subaru Subscript…

(world’s lowest car)

He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.