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Becky please… lemme smash

I got blue

Some places are better than others. Lemmy is worse.

Poetic justice would be Sweden bombing Israel to glass under the pretext that they’ve taken hostages.

The Chaser does have a real news site: The Shot

What, are you quoting Joanne’s response to photos of the nazis burning the Institut für Sexuellwissenschaften’s research or something?

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Bro really just forgot women exist

Nah don’t worry, at 60kg and 1.70m I’m not underweight, it’s just that I’d like more body fat and have occasional problems with my appetite.

Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.

Oh hey it’s my favourite cop, Officer Down!

I think you’re confused. I am a human being, not your favorite slop machine. Besides, this is missing the main point of what I said.

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Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).

I fuckin wish weed would help me put on some mass

Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

Where can I find recordings of someone engaging in a sex act shared without their consent?

People who pirate from independent OF creators are the scum of the Earth. Just watch literally any other porn you coombrained moron.

I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅

Sounds like someone who would benefit from reading another book to me.