only true if a life-size model of greets you at the entrance

no don’t. Do not follow the sounds of festivities into the night, the fae are trying to lure you

the “fell for it again award” seems to fit most of these guys

he snitched after losing a match? negative aura

in control thinking about it’s next feast when it convinces trump to swim in the peepee poopoo water

freakin sweet, this totally won’t be used as a pretext to criminalize not using meta/twitter/reddit

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Lets see him wriggle his way out of it this time!

unserious

Sounds cool for the costumes, way to much effort when you can just go to a museum or something though

Worms were paying respect to their moms RFK Jr. Was just being a gracious host and arranged a meeting, transportation and catering to the family

“why does everyone hate me?!”

John ‘golden pager award’ Fetterman

I don’t know what you’re implying that’s just the most recent weather pattern