Give grammar lessons me unless Hitler Hitler release!

It’s not that it’s not fucked up, it that we don’t want to hear about it

Specific parts of specific people’s lives, yes. As a whole, no. Everyone’s got their own shit to deal with

(And is it even possible to know what other people’s lives are like? All we really know is our own view from the outside of what we imagine their life to be)

Clearly you don’t weigh enough to fall through the floor. Congrats!

Eh, if you’re a pedo and your preacher is a pedo, it doesn’t really matter if your president is too

I’m not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you’re not using them. It’s just basic dog safety

In America, yes. In the UK, no (although it is getting more common with younger people I find)

I heard a theory that it’s because Americans have $100 bills, whereas the UK only goes up to £50. So counting up in hundreds is more natural in America

Yes, technically it’s ephebophilia. Also, fuck you! Don’t be having sex with minors!

I’ve heard that one before 🙄

To be fair, it’s not like we were saying “one thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine”

Yeah, that’s why they were friends. That’s like saying you know your weed dealer sells weed. That’s why we’re here, homie

Be not horny

It would be very cool if there was a warning sign before you got to this stage so you knew to eat. Same for drinking and chronic headaches

K E V i _n

Nah bro, you’ve had since 2016. Either America is great by 2028 or you’re doing it wrong

Channel 4 logo (UK TV channel)

Skrexit

If your military unit is getting bimated, make sure you say “bye, mate”

Fuck yes! It’s one of the levels where you are forced to play defensive for extended periods. Spartans are designed as an offensive weapon and to break the mold like this really makes the level stand out in my mind.

That’s very likely since there’s no points for that :p