Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?

Updated headline: “Professional troll can’t shut up”

The ‘end times’ are coming. The END of letting these incompetent cult members have any control over other people’s lives. We will chase you all back into the shadows where you freaks belong.

Dude is obsessed with wieners.

Would be a real shame if genocide Israel just disappeared. And hopefully Yahu finally gets his deserved ending.

He wants to use nukes because he can’t understand what the end result will be. Someone needs to let him tour the inside of the sarcophagus at Chernobyl, alone without any safety gear.

Reruns must always contain a large block of text before the rerun begins, And it must say, “Previously, on The News…”

Ima Killyah (female) Brooklyn Focaccia

I really, really, really love windows. Especially the huge ones in my office that I get to look out of while happily using my Linux computer. Just, love, those, windows!

Morality? You wouldn’t know morality even if he had his dick lodged down your throat. These people are such hypocrites.

I just might start a discount Guillotine shop.

“Steamed Key Fob” is one of my favorite gourmet meals. 5 stars, would eat again!

No one is required to have children. Being a parent is a choice. And it’s ok to decide not to have children. If people are pressuring you to have kids, tell them they are free to continue to procreate.

Actually he can’t because there will be a constant line of people pissing on his grave.

Denied! However we will give Ukraine $100 billion. Thank you for your inquiry.

It stops when you quit your job, you traitor.

It will contain a zillion pictures of republicans. They are among us.

Imagine if they actually sold the whole crop to stores. Bananas would be $0.10 a pound. You would never be hungry.

Hate is taught, so anyone can literally be racist.

What??? No 4k?

LOSERS!!!