“I’ve been taking asbestos bubble baths, doesn’t my skin look good?”

A family member used to have a small dog that would get all excited if you used a happy voice, he thought he was getting something like a walk, treat or food. I used to say dumb stuff to him like, [in a super happy voice] “Are you stupid? Do you like being stupid? Are you the stupidest dog ever?” He would get so excited and it looked like he was agreeing with you. You could phrase anything in this voice & a happy face. “Do you like to fart?” “Do you want to kill the neighbors? Should we go kill the neighbors?” “Should we steal a car? A big car?” And many more unhinged things I don’t want to write here. He would eventually get a treat for being so entertaining.

So it’s not the heat, but the cold that could be making the thin metal brittle. And the fact that it is well used and old. Or… was this a drunk driving accident? I mean, what else is there to do on Mars?

“Please jesus, can you rise up one more time?”

So… which one is melania?

Is the heat cracking the metal?

Bubbling goo. You can still find bubbling goo on Earth.

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets??? He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

You need to use the plumbing to keep it in working order.

Most nights he’s crying into his pillow. They are mostly foam remnants from other factories, very absorbent.

If it’s not cheaper, the majority of people will not adopt this. Price is way more important to consumers. And the consumer should not be responsible for reducing non-recyclable packaging. Companies need to develop biodegradable packing,. They are actually the ones responsible for the plastic problem.

Oh shit! They finally found my Mars party lair!!

Iran attack? Or a trump attack.

When we get a Democratic government back, and they sue trump for all the insider trading and stock market manipulation he has done, they need to take all the money he gained as the fine. Plus jail time.

Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?

Updated headline: “Professional troll can’t shut up”

The ‘end times’ are coming. The END of letting these incompetent cult members have any control over other people’s lives. We will chase you all back into the shadows where you freaks belong.

Dude is obsessed with wieners.

Would be a real shame if genocide Israel just disappeared. And hopefully Yahu finally gets his deserved ending.

He wants to use nukes because he can’t understand what the end result will be. Someone needs to let him tour the inside of the sarcophagus at Chernobyl, alone without any safety gear.