

There you will find a man named Rufio.


There you will find a man named Rufio.


I’ve read that, as the brain shuts down, it is flooded with a chemical called DMT, which creates a euphoric and other-worldly feeling.

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Facta non verba, you fucking windsock.
Same as an unsatisfied woman, just with more saliva on her.
Gotta get over that fear to get that sweet clussy


Got any recommendations for bands and songs about wizard fights?
Being born wrong, permanently on the outside, looking in.


Should clean the jars before filling them with dirty water.
I wonder how many more brands can fit in a meme?


I dunno about you, but I’m clapping like a toddler every time I get a warm greeting from a tech mascot. I hope it learns to dangle car keys and sing wheels on the bus, or I may get distracted.


“So how much are they spending on vaccines? Yeah, no, drop that significantly, we’ll get a bigger piece of the pie.” -Lockheed CEO
I knew a girl with “YL” shittily tattoo’d on her left hand, stood for “Your Left”.
Never be the person showing memes at the party.


Eventually, you’ll lick the letters clean off the buttons.


Exactly, proof of concept was all the scientists needed to see.
I also have a goon cave