I was shown an ad earlier today, talking about how inserting a rectal thermometer into your infant is the closest your husband will get to a threesome. Wildly gross and so unnecessary.

M4 book edit is the only way to watch The Hobbit.

I never stated any level of support for them, so I have no idea why you’re directing those comments at me.

Paradox of tolerance

Painted into the same corner as Patrick Rothfuss.

Wait, no, but first, imagine marbles in a straw!

But then I get to talk about all those holes flowing.

At a glance, is this that copypasta about a seal threatening a child over the internet in Norwegian?

Brb, gunna multiply god’s own frequency and use it for semi-active missile guidance.

This is the distraction for the white, christonationalist straight people. Those predisopsitioned to support ICE. The aging boomers who are not distressed by current events. All those barking to comply.

Rage bait for engagement exists at all levels.

Sometimes people will defend 4a with 2a.

Reminds me of a friend who was in the closet, who went to meet up with a gentleman who ended up mugging my friend. He felt like he had no recourse, as he didn’t want anyone to know the circumstances of the meetup.

And my dad said chewing through cables would never pay off.

I love when people discover scientific solutions to war, but war always gets the most funding.

The Oblivion persuasion wheel did not adequately prepare me for actual relationships.

"Now, your honor, as the jury will have read in this clinical, peer-acknowledged study, our superintelligent quantum AI regional supercluster determimes guilt accurately in over 98.9% of cases, in various scenarios, in thousands of simulations.

“With no margin of error, this system has determined the defendant would have acted within the next few days, perhaps even hours!”