This is the distraction for the white, christonationalist straight people. Those predisopsitioned to support ICE. The aging boomers who are not distressed by current events. All those barking to comply.

Rage bait for engagement exists at all levels.

Sometimes people will defend 4a with 2a.

Reminds me of a friend who was in the closet, who went to meet up with a gentleman who ended up mugging my friend. He felt like he had no recourse, as he didn’t want anyone to know the circumstances of the meetup.

And my dad said chewing through cables would never pay off.

I love when people discover scientific solutions to war, but war always gets the most funding.

The Oblivion persuasion wheel did not adequately prepare me for actual relationships.

"Now, your honor, as the jury will have read in this clinical, peer-acknowledged study, our superintelligent quantum AI regional supercluster determimes guilt accurately in over 98.9% of cases, in various scenarios, in thousands of simulations.

“With no margin of error, this system has determined the defendant would have acted within the next few days, perhaps even hours!”

“Video games and he was adopted? No wonder this happened!” -2A crowd, probably

You’re missing out!

I advise all people to place confidence in the glory and might of Satan.

It doesn’t deserve the platform or the dissemination.

I much prefer the sharp pain of failure or rejection over the dull ache of regret. The acute pain will fade, the ache will linger.

But how? With the firm, legal backing of a pledge?? This continues???

It’ll catch fire with a suspect in the back, but captor and quarry will be praying for oblivion all the same.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some kind of demon to which Elon owes his fortune, who demands souls of those who die in a state of sheer panic in return.

I’ll be sure to revisit this question, if I ever find myself retreating to square one, mired in my own ineptitude. For now, there are three unlicked terminals before me.

Take the cover off, flip all three switches. Whichever terminal shocks you is completing the circuit for the light.

I’d sooner let an elevator door close on my hand.

So do we now live in a time with AI hacking tools, just randomly fucking things up for people?

No rhyme or reason, just language models with keys to everything? Just blasting through the internet, like cosmic rays striking the ISS?

Feels like we have cursed the internet.

Full disclosure, never made it past the headline.