He cares less about his kids than most insects.

Translation: Write me a new religion and convince me my current religion is crap. Anything less and you’re wasting your breath.

No thank you.

“Depends on what your definition of ‘man’ is” would be a roast for the ages.

it bothers me that it’s pronounced “Jose” instead of “Jose”

Joshington.

Hornt. Hornt Silkysong.

I’ve got a friend with a lot on his plate in the same boat, so he bought it on steam and used trainers/cheats to make himself invincible. Then it became a playable movie of sorts and he enjoyed the shit out of it. It’s a single player game, don’t let anyone judge you.

I have a theory about this. Riker’s transporter clone was discovered 3 years before Voyager disembarked. Thomas Riker was posted on a ship, so he wasn’t exactly kept a secret. Janeway was an ex science officer, she would TOTALLY have known about Riker’s clone.

She 100% could have suggested attempting to replicate the accident that created Riker but didn’t, why?

Theory:

1. Thomas Riker wasn’t a clone, he was ripped out of the mirror universe by the transporter accident. Star fleet figured this out after he was arrested as a member of the Maqui, then fixed the transporters to prevent that from happening ever again, telling everyone they fixed the “dual confinement beam bug”.

2. Tuvix really skeezed her out.

Alternative suggestion: Double Neelix.

I have an alternative theory:

We have so much stigma around being poor. I would probably cry myself to death out of joy if I woke up in a world where people felt shame for hoarding wealth.

I didn’t realize Bully came out ~20 years ago. Fuck. I can believe I’m saying this but, it really was a different time.

This might be the only true thing he’s ever said.

Boners, probably.

let me spell it out for you: Why would I want to look at his website at all?

They are not crumbling, they are being destroyed, purposefully.

like…farther than that, by a lot.

Well, it’s not impossible, you just have to be stupid lucky and in a very VERY good spot.

looks best without a browser at all.