It is illegal to put things in someone else’s mailbox. Beyond that, I think dressing as one so you can snag some keys from the backroom of the post office for a quick joyride should be perfectly legal.

I’ve never been so insulted. Even if it is accurate.

This would legitimately be nice for cycling in the cold as long as the wool isn’t itchy.

How are the lemmings with glasses accomplishing this? I thought ice and snow would be what makes me switch back to a car for the year, but at this rate it’s going to be light rain blinding me.

Is he saying that because he’s embarrassed what other people will think or because he worries about your safety under the current Reich? Sucks either way, but at least one shows he cares, I guess.

Gorgeous illustrations! I’ll have to try making one of these tonight.

See if there is a woodworker you can team up with. Sanding and finishing is loathed and dreaded by us, at least in my carpentry circle. We want the cutting and glueing and clamping jobs.

It’s very accurate, but it could have been delivered a little nicer.

!2meirl4meirl

I can say from experience that every single person who makes, installs, or maintains POS systems thinks the exact same.

Seems most likely he’ll just do it and have the Supreme Court rule that it’s legal.

Wow, way different feel when the gnome’s about to get torn apart.

I apparently have blocked out most of my childhood and teen years. Part of me is glad for that, but sometimes it makes me feel like I’m making up the memories I do have. My mom certainly claims none of the abuse ever happened. Having journals, even just to read once and then burn, would help me feel less crazy.

I’m so jealous. I’m currently lugging a five pound laptop to writing meetups. How’s the readability? I keep the text as miniscule as possible when writing, but like it large while editing.

You won’t even have to wash the dishes afterwards!

“How are you doing this Vincent? How have you done any of this?”

“You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”

-Gattaca

The worst part for me is that I don’t think most of these people are deluding themselves. Many do genuinely believe their AI has real feelings for them, but most of the posts above seem very lucid about what they are dealing with. And yet they are so starved for affection that they do this anyway, knowing it’s not real. I can’t even feel disgust, just pity.

It’s so red. Like he’s holding his breath and about to pass out.

Exactly what I was going to post. Classic John Mulaney.

I never knew there was a cheat code at all!