Much like how Nigerian Prince emails use bad grammar and spelling to filter out people with half a brain, they’re using the stupid name as a way to filter out folks who won’t pay $30/ea to eat garbage in a room that smells like a dirty rag.

Just did this recently, would recommend.

Diaeresis? Try Pepto Bismol.

Our internal slack channels contain more and more AI-written posts, which makes me think: Thank you for throwing this wall of text on me and n other people. Now, n people need to extract the relevant information, so you are able to “save time” not writing the text yourself. Nice!!!

My last software dev employer did this, except with the “voice recording” feature. Instead of composing messages in text in a text chat (because that takes too long), he’d hit the record button and just start talking it out, then send the recording. Easy! Then the team had to download and listen to ~5 minutes of verbal diarrhea, pausing and rewinding for twice that long in an attempt to glean something useful from it. This particular kind of delusion existed before AI.

Oh, it’s that stand-up comic I like, Mike Birbig-- Oh. Uhh…

How many Scaramucci’s is that?

A “Scaramucci” (or “Mooch”) equals 11 days, which is the total length of time Anthony Scaramucci served as White House Communications Director in 2017.

January 25th 2025 to March 5th 2026 = 404 days / 11 = 36.72 Scaramucci’s.

Bonus Fun Fact: Kristi’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, which means the monogram on her bathrobe says “KLAN.”

From Tim Sheehy’s post on the X formerly known as Twitter, dated March 4th, 2026:

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one.

Straight from the horse’s ass, as it were.

Rewatching the video(s), I’d posit that Tim’s “help” was 100% ineffectual in every possible way here, save for stalwortly upholding the GOP’s demonstrably false claim of “supporting the troops.”

yeah he probably broke a couple senators’ arms right before anyone thought to start recording, so fair is fair

Where once was a vast and lush landscape of innovation and ingenuity, now is only a desert of grift and profiteering. The optimistic nature of our youthful tech enthusiasm has transformed into a cynical and substanceless husk, aged too fast by the years of consistent disappointments.

But if anyone at work asks, then yeah, sure, I’m really excited about the next iPhone or AI generated email signatures or whatever.

Don’t Panic! It’s Just Turbulence looks like my kind of thing. By which I actually mean it looks like a clone of Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.

Why are there two columns labelled “35-44”?

That’s actually the proposed solution to counteract the immenant out-of-control fire tornado situation.

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I INTENSELY DON’T CARE. I REALLY DO NOT. AT ALL. I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE KEEP INSISTING I CARE WHEN I CONTINUOUSLY TELL THEM THAT I DO NOT. IF YOU THINK I CARE THEN YOU ARE MISTAKEN AND SHOULD BE VERY ASSURED THAT I DON’T CARE EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.

flush it down 👇

Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??

Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”

This’ll turn out great, for sure.

That would be concerning… Or at least, ya know, a nice change of pace.

It wouldn’t surprise me at all at this point if Trump demanded the release of the alien files and then immediately called them a hoax after it comes out that 90%+ of them indicate he’s been raping aliens left and right since the 80s