Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

Truly a case where a picture is worth a thousand turds

“What I told you was true, from a certain point of view.”

Disney’s gotta pivot, and start making animated remakes of all of the live-action remakes

Similar thing happened in Florida last year:

Brevard teacher first to lose job over Florida law requiring parent sign-off on preferred name

It’s the first reported incident of a teacher losing their job as a result of Florida’s law requiring parental consent for a child to go by an alternative to their legal name in school.

Melissa Calhoun, a teacher at Satellite High School in Brevard County, will not have her contract renewed for the 2025-2026 school year after calling a student by a preferred name without getting a signed form, according to Brevard Public Schools Spokesperson Janet Murnaghan.

A few months ago, while Walter was doing one of his counter-protest things, that guy in the back ran up and threw some kind of apparent bomb into the crowd and ran off. Professional Douche (another YouTuber doing similar counter-protest content) was also there, and both he and Walter caught it on camera.

My recollection is that the device was a dud, and didn’t explode or hurt anybody, and that the suspect (and potentially an accomplice) were soon apprehended a block away.

*Inheritantly

The only thing worse than explosive diarrhea is surprise explosive diarrhea.

I’m just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this

Almost as bad as “Logan Stankoven”

Well we can’t just let him cut off his own penis and set it on fire again

On the subject of failure

Am I detecting some Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes influence?

OpenSuck™

A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.

That’s not “risque,” it’s fucking putrid.

“Looking at the ballroom with your dirty peasant eyeballs is tantamount to vandalizing it, which surely will be the sole cause of its imminent decay, and not anything else. So you fuckers better not so much as sniff the air in a 50 mile proximity, or so help me God, I will deport your ass to Venezuela. A pedo President needs a new secret pedo space for new secret pedo meetings. Also, keep paying your taxes! The system is working! Vote Trump for a third term! Suck my dick!”

- The President, essentially

It’s there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.

“Golly, that’s swell!”

The graphic designer knew exactly what they were doing here.

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