I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water’s surface in my grandfather’s pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was… different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, “is this love?”

Who among us hasn’t had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?

Pretty sure this is not the first time he’s openly admitted to/advocated for cheating, while framing it as “because that’s what the left is already doing.”

Surely everyone can see this is a lie?

It works very similarly to those “Nigerian Prince” scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don’t engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they’ll be sent back a check for $15,000…

“Not only is he an evil socialist leftist, but he’s also in great physical shape and rather attractive.”

Weird flex, but ok.

…MAY I see everything?

That’s okay, all the individual ingredients are already riddled with micro-plastics, and so are we

The heat of the coffee melts the wax, which kinda ruins both the coffee and the waterproofing-functionality.

At this point, he’d just be giving back 5000 of the dollars he’s taken from everybody this term.

First thing I thought of when I saw those crazy intense eyes. Definitely on board for this one.

So we just do:

“AI, run the world as a singular government with maximum benefit to humanity, but DON’T do a Roko’s Basilisk.”

“Something very wrong” describes literally every single fathomable thing that’s come out of this administration.

This is also a tradition at my house, and has been as long as I remember. I have a felt-lined cedar box that contains every found whisker, and I keep it right next to the safe in case a fire breaks out.

Nintendo lawyers are getting ready to sue those barnacles for back rent…

I’d recommend Anker’s Soundcore series too.

I was also a Skullcandy fan (still have a pair of their Dime 2 earbuds I like to use when I’m going to sleep). The Anker p31i are my daily drivers now, though. For around $30 on sale, they have active noise cancelling and the batteries last all day – I didn’t charge the battery in the carrying case until a month after I bought them.

Using at least two forms of currency that have his name and/or face on them.

Gal Godot Gal-Ga-fucking-sucks.

What a typical, uninspired, cynical lump of redundant protoplasm masquerading as a “creative.” I take what she says every bit as seriously as I do any of the innumerable AI-generated commercials touting AI-generated solutions-in-search-of-a-problem. It stinks of a desperation, the likes of which I haven’t smelled since the brief age of NFT’s. They need you to buy into their grift, or else their investment falls through – and you wouldn’t want that, would you?

(I absolutely would)

“It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!”

Alrighty then, enjoy the end of creative people creating things, let’s all find out together how this ends 😐

Ok, fine, but it’s ONLY $13.50, so what are you gonna do? Not buy it just because it looks like it’s actually from actual Hell? I didn’t think so