Literally and figuratively.

… on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.

If a citizen is crushed by ChatGPT pretending to be a cop and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I was waiting the whole video for them to explain even one actually useful aspect of this idea, and at the very end a cop says “it can deploy a drone.”

Inb4 the gov is shut down indefinitely until the reptilians turn off the Jewish space laser

Surely those who vote for the worst human beings imaginable will be spared from their wrath, right?

Right??

Upvoted, but God damn this cut me deep.

Here’s something a little more verbose to tack on, which helped me a lot through a similar time:

Yes, death. Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace. You can help me. You can open for me the portals of death’s house, for love is always with you, and love is stronger than death is.

- Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost (1887)

I like to think she was just some lady who got hit on the head by a falling coconut, and that turned her into the cartoon character she was when we all met her, and since then she recently got hit by another coconut and now this is who she is.

I had a cat named Kiki years ago who was a doppelganger for your Sesam… Truly one in a million. Was nice to see a little echo of her today. Hope you all are living your best life!

Winning™!

What AI democratizes in art, is the perception of skill.

I was a professional artist for many years, and often noted a strong preference for photo-realistic art among non-artists, often to the exclusion of any other style or aesthetic. The people around me who tried to draw or paint or sculpt, even just one time, often had an appreciation for a more diverse array of approaches and media.

To me, most AI ‘art’ feels like the product of ‘artists’ who don’t even really like art.

I had a girl cancel and reschedule our first date shortly before we were supposed to meet up. That date happened, and she confided in me that she’d done that on purpose to gauge my reaction and general demeanor before actually coming out to meet me. I respected that move, and I think I would have been okay with her bringing a friend instead, as long as it was just the once.

Anyway, that was eight years ago, we’re married now.

Q?!?! Q?!?! Finally, the signal that Q-Anon has been right all along!

We’ll see this exact headline presented unironically as news every few months for the full duration of the Turd Reich.

The floor’s getting hwhat?

These are the same folks that routinely choose to eat shit sandwiches in the hopes that a demonrat lib might catch a whiff of their breath.

Who wore it better?

The hypocrisy is central to the brand.

One semester? Looked like he was only there a couple hours TOPS before-- OH, oh, oh… I got ya.