OpenSuck™

A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.

That’s not “risque,” it’s fucking putrid.

“Looking at the ballroom with your dirty peasant eyeballs is tantamount to vandalizing it, which surely will be the sole cause of its imminent decay, and not anything else. So you fuckers better not so much as sniff the air in a 50 mile proximity, or so help me God, I will deport your ass to Venezuela. A pedo President needs a new secret pedo space for new secret pedo meetings. Also, keep paying your taxes! The system is working! Vote Trump for a third term! Suck my dick!”

- The President, essentially

It’s there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.

“Golly, that’s swell!”

The graphic designer knew exactly what they were doing here.

More like gave it

The “only barely legally distinct from that one popular book series” nature of the titles and cover art put this one in the “maybe later” category for me.

Don’t forget “always looking like a terrified cartoon frog.” He was the right pick, and really stepped into the role and is doing his own thing with it. I don’t think people are giving him his due credit there.

Good news! The President only just recently set aside $1.8b worth of taxpayer dollars just for the defense of people who were unfairly prosecuted by the governm-- oh, shit… The fine print here says here that money’s only available if you’re THE perfectly Instagramable PR show-dog for the current administration and their anti-democratic, fascist shit-show.

Well, you know, when tyranny becomes law…

Just because they love doing the job (and they do) doesn’t mean they should be doing it for free, so sayeth the Union for Employed Weasels.

I’m sure you wouldn’t be the only one, but good luck penetrating the ultimate echo chamber of “anyone who is accused of any crime must be some kind of a degenerate and therefore not worthy of any further scrutiny.”

The whole “Bricks and Mini-figs” debacle took the tiniest shred of belief I have left in US police accountability and absolutely nuked it from orbit.

Oops! The cameras were accidentally turned off. But if you can prove they weren’t, well then whoops! Here’s that footage you asked for… But all the faces are blurred and all the audio is deleted “to protect the innocent,” and for NO OTHER REASON, thanks for asking.

M.C. Escher meets the musings of a computer on fentanyl

Macaco?

“What I’m doing is being busy making this country the safest it’s ever been in the modern history of the United States.”

- FBI Director and Alcoholic Mess, Kash Patel

Source

Nothing “resting” about those “terrified cartoon frog” eyeballs

So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the “Revolution WOW” campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you the Buddy Mangione. Now that’s not the sanctioned term we’re using for the symbol, just something we’ve been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn’t it pop? Buddy Mangione!

Remember how G. W. Bush committed all those war crimes and now the only thing he’s known for is sharing his sweet lil ol man candies with Michelle Obama like a lil cute lil ol cute lil ol grampa man? ☺️ 🥰

This one covers more than just sci-fi, but this sort of general medium and style will be familiar there:

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