“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”

I kinda can’t understand Yang going all-in on this… Who would want to associate themself with “the Nazi salute guy?”

On the other hand, there’s a certain authenticity that comes from knowing he came up with the slogan himself (because there’s no way that any AI – even grok – would generate something so tepid and transparent).

Feels like we could have saved our perpetually-strained justice system a lot of ass-ache by just… Sentencing these motherfuckers properly the first time.

Headlines from the not-too-distant future:

“Perhaps one could ascertain that some or all of the indicated entities may or may not have alleged that the individual or party in question had indeeed performed one or more of the purported actions on that date or possibly at some other time.”

Trumponomics makes all this tricky math and policy shit so easy to understand!

“They pay, so they lose, which means we win.”*

* Disclaimer: They never pay. It’s always us.

He’s got an extensive history of lying about (among so many things) what so-and-so told him in a private meeting, only to be called out and contradicted by that very person the following day.

Throw another one on the pile, most likely.

I used to be against it, then my PC died in the early COVID days and the only (practical) way I could get a future-proofed replacement was to get a pre-built, and they all had RGB.

From there, though, it grew on me. Like so many other things I enjoy about working with computers, the learning process was just super enjoyable for me.

I read about different standards (RGB vs aRGB, 3 pins vs 4 pins, this module or that one, this software vs that), tried a few things, and got it looking like I wanted. Now I’m using OpenRGB to make my own patterns that match the room or the weather or whatever wallpaper I’ve got. Turning understanding into control and self-expression just feels good man.

Can’t wait to hear the water cooler discourse regarding the legal/moral implications of this novel new internet fad called “rule 34.”

Not to mention that qualifying for Medicaid requires that your income doesn’t exceed a certain amount, and that said amount is very low. Make a penny over, and there goes your “benefit.”

I struggle to imagine how one could legally collect Medicaid and do more than sleep or play games.

Also, there’s a pretty significant chance that these “arcades” won’t be stocked with cool, nostalgic, actually-fun-to-play games, but rather the usual crop of scammy gashapon* bullshit.

“Built a 3000 bed federal prison in eight days” almost sounds like they finally actually did something, until you realize:

• The compound is located at the site of the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport, so there was already infrastructure
• The area for detainees is a tent
• Inside the tent is bunk beds, portapotties and a chain link fence

But yeah, I also would have preferred our government take care of the unhoused (or just done nothing at all) instead of… this.

Uno Reverse Card:

• Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
• “We’re not so different, you and I”
• High-five
• True gender-equality finally accomplished

It’s fine (if not mandatory) for men to love God and His only begotted Son but also iT’s AdAm & EvE nOt AdAm & StEvE!!

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Oh, goofing off, for sure. I’ve got my feet up and I’m watching old episodes of King of the Hill right now.

Don’t you love these little test-runs for societal collapse?

• Everyone-for-himself as a first-resort
• Always has been, etc

Sweetest 20 year old baby I ever saw.