• That gig-economy gestapo job is not so great: WHO KNEW?
• Trump is a man-child tyrant who lacks the business sense God gave to a gnat: UTTERLY BLINDSIDED
• Shunning professional medical advice in favor of stickin’-it-to-the-libs memes in the days of a global pandemic: A REAL WHOOPSIE-DAISY

Surprises await you around every corner when you’re this tragically inept.

The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.

Triggered the same memory for me, though I couldn’t remember the title. Just reserved a copy of the audiobook on Libby. Thanks!

Saw them last summer. They put on an incredible show!

Weird place to shit, but to each their own

Commandments aren’t for following, silly – They’re for stickin’ it to everyone who isn’t part of their elite club.

Did you say SAND?!

A drop in the ocean at this point.

Big (excrement) if true

He really jets out of there the moment he gets called out, too.

He did according to TMZ.

In response, the 47th President of the United States mouthed “F*** you” to the man before flipping him off.

I won’t care, I’ll be dead by the time my funeral happens.

“This furry companion is too furry and too companion-y.”

😾

One of our cats was a twice-returned. Shelter staff said previous adoptive parents complained he was too playful. We got him home like 7 years ago and this guy has been the definition of chill ever since.

There’s a lot more visual emphasis on the “SHIT” here, so I think you’re right.

Star Search has entered the chat

The base isn’t going to rile itsself. Well, I guess they do, but you get where I’m going with this.

Although the victim was allegedly heard to have said that they were simply “blowing their nose,” the ICE agent on-scene assessed that the domestic terrorist foreign gang member was actually about to weaponize the Kleenex, and shot the evil libtard in the face six times in self-defence.

Then people would answer “yes” without a moment’s thought, whether they did or didn’t, rendering the question useless.

The gotcha is what makes the question at least somewhat useful to an IT person.

I had someone tell me that they had “restarted AND rebooted” their computer a couple weeks ago and I knew immediately that they had done neither.

Turns out that real Indiana Joneses don’t wear fedoras.