bravesirrbn ☑️

It says “garbage-filled sack” not “garbage sack”?

You literally listed a bunch of reasons why men shouldn’t be allowed to message first

Phyllis is in Sales though. I think you mean Oscar

CEOs having a “who can suck off Trump best” contest?

Balatro is the new Doom?

That sounds metal AF

Thanks, I was playing on mobile so didn’t even notice

That was fun!

But I don’t get the one with

“Answer very, very carefully. Do you agree to the terms & conditions?”

Enough people believe that it doesn’t apply if you just dehumanize the victims enough :(

Goated mom

Calling them “bastards” is completely uncalled for

Or even blockchain!

It starts with one …

Legend

Snake? Snake???

SSNAAAAAAAKEEEE

“They were all dead …”

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

But a lot of people named Bort, I assume?

Hairy Ass Truman

Foliant der Antlitze

I’ve seen Ghost described as “Spooky ABBA” and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost