He’s already TACO’d on this.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5693019-trump-insurrection-act-minneapolis/

Because the whole point was that he was sent to die for humanity’s sins.

Also animals being able to change sex does not make them trans. Being transgender has to do with gender identity and its relation to biological sex.

States don’t pay federal taxes, citizens do.

Extremely common Dropkick Murphys W

Catholic dogma may be relatively strict, I’m not sure, I haven’t extensively studied other sects of Christianity. But Catholic people are, in my experience, pretty chill. If anything they’re a much more “love the sinner, hate the sin” kind of bunch. It’s the evangelicals you gotta watch out for.

The correct number of guitars to own is n+1, with n being the number of currently owned guitars.

I’m no longer religious, but Catholics are on the chiller side of the Christian spectrum.

Taxonomists: hold my Astragalus tastybeeriensis

Campaigning and fundraising is already happening but both parties. If there weren’t going to be midterms, the GOP would not be freaking out about them, campaigning, or fundraising. And they are freaking out about them.

But most importantly there is no such thing as “canceling midterms.” States run them, not the federal government. I will be at the polls in November and for the primaries before that and you should be too.

This is just moving the goalposts anyway. I was told that we would never have elections again. We had a lot of them in 2025 and they went very well for the Democrats. Then I was told midterms wouldn’t happen. Well they’re sure about to. And now it’s already moving to “midterms will happen but there will be voter suppression.” Yeah, welcome to America. There’s always been voter suppression. And we vote and make progress anyway.

Midterms are already happening. And Republicans need them to happen anyway.

Also the union is defending him.

Because it’s a gift and therefore tax exempt!

I also heard that UAW is standing by his first amendment rights. So a nice payday, a fuck you to Trump, and gets to keep his job. What a happy ending, thanks unions!

Is Calvin always left-handed?

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/photoshops.png

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It’s a popular stance, he can start a GoFundMe and not have to worry about money for a while.

Didn’t they already try this and lose?

Weed can increase anxiety though.

Alcohol, now there’s your poison.