Entirely irrelevant, but at first glance I thought this was a post about Crosby, Stills & Nash

Lol, expecting words to mean something, how stupid.

Of all the stupid things in this post, this isn’t one of them. ‘Cervical’ can refer to the cervix or to the cervical spine, basically the neck bones.

“guys, I know we’ve been working on this for decades, but I’ve been going over this first-year textbook, and I have some bad news…”

I can’t tell if this is satire. So arrogant and superior, and so, so stupid at the same time.

I don’t know man, I got a box from haci bekir in Istanbul, the flower and spice flavors especially were nuts. If I lived nearby I’d have a problem.

Tu expliques très bien pourquoi tu te trouves seul: la polarisation fait partie du jeu politique. Il faut des outrés et des négociateurs pour tirer le jeu en sa faveur, et la stratégie des uns sera toujours méprisée par les autres. Regarder le jeu avec plus de distance équivaut à s’en retirer: soit on s’implique et on choisit son camp, soit on se met sur le banc de touche pour observer plus calmement les choses. Après y en a plein sur le banc de touche qui s’imaginent sur le terrain, et qui se sentent obligés d’hurler avec les loups. Les loups sur le terrain, les agneaux sur le banc de touche… Je crois que je me suis perdu quelque part, je vais me faire un café moi…

It’s for the same reason he’s pretended to be a genius his entire career, he’s obsessed with his self image and being number one. He’s lied about being the best quake player in the world at some point. He’s like Billy Mitchell with more money.

I think you’re thinking of chav

I just realized I don’t have tattoos for the same reason I don’t stick stickers.

Jesus, that guy has issues…

Sorry to go straight for Godwin’s law, but Eichmann’s entire defense relied on saying he was just doing what he was told, “My fault is only my obedience”. It’s not much of an argument.

Atteindre ce niveau de richesse présuppose un certain niveau de narcissisme

In french we have “concours d’orthographe”. Pronunciation is pretty consistent, but we add a dozen letters for every sound we utter, so spelling’s still a mess.

That’s right, someone talked about commenting that on everyone’s Spotify wrapped.

Edit: here it is: https://slrpnk.net/post/15840568

My god, that’s perfect! Wait, no, I’m perfect!

I understand that being comfortable in one’s own skin means being comfortable with being average, but… Can’t I also be amazing and the best and like, so cool? Why can’t I be well adjusted and also perfection incarnate?

I think this is the best take, just like Trump he’s willing to say any old bullshit to get his way. I’m unwilling to call it charisma, I’d rather go with mythomania.

A lot of people from the city have second homes there, vacation spots. Maybe that can explain it?