Yep, not a single post of irony on the Internet before zoomers.

Math is hard

That’s a risky congrats. Maybe she really likes beer and cake.

A kid could be taken out with a bicycle. Why do you train your kid to walk that close to vehicles? Do you also give them pointy objects to stab into outlets?

“It a shit design” is rich coming from the guy whos company can’t get panels to line up on a car.

Unisex bathrooms or bust

The permeant stranger

It looks like an Afghan Hound

Sounds like a typical response from a forum.

Just always walk twords the sun

Wait, there is more than one type of braid? i thought i was hot shit for knowing how to braid a girls hair.

There are “Preppers” and there are people who actually prepare for when things go wrong. Preppers seem to me like someone who watched a few too many survivor man and YouTube clips and decided to make a personality out of it.

I don’t mind tech, i hate bad tech

THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!!

As a truck owner (i have a farm) i am paranoid a hell about being evenly between the lines. If you can’t afford to take care of your pavement princess when it gets dings then maybe you should get something buy something in your budget.

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it would be an easy transition

I like to go the extra mile by washing and drying my trash before throwing it away. Paper products unfortunately don’t do well in the process and i have to retrieve the from the lint screen.

Cool, do they offer whistle tips?