

Vance the couch fucker.
There was a claim that, in the first draft of his book, Vance recounted a teenage sexual encounter with a couch. In great detail.
This claim came with an image of the text, which is easily found if you want that sort of thing.
The truthfulness of the claim has been questioned, but Vance just seems like the kind of guy who would fuck a couch.
Yes, imagine if the coup attempt was real.
As a hint. It wasn’t. Especially not the helicopter ride. That part was so staged it’s comical.
Except that the coup was very real. Turned a democracy into a dictatorship with one scripted helicopter ride.