Sounds like every record deal when you put it that way.

Is this journalism? Was this in any doubt at all?

Big corp loves regulation of its competition most of all.

Thank you, citizen. I’m so old I no longer keep BAC in the warm acronym cache.

I’m sorry, what?

It’s more like the lessons of the 70s don’t apply to people like them.

Hey leave jelly roll out of it.

I don’t want fealty, I want empathy.

Ok so you’re west of me and not east of me, but we agree on the need for basic life skills in the curriculum here. How not to bounce a check and fluid dynamics.

if everyone understood basic fluid dynamics concepts

Man, y’all have a much higher bar over there.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1737915646/one-day-we-will-wake-up-to-his-obituary

Unfortunately they are not available in bulk.

Things about the 80s were pretty great, but the widespread parental neglect is probably why following generations are having this reaction.

Watch him do it anyway.

Maybe don’t be a dick

Every single thing. I’d be totally unsurprised if they were actually eating dogs.

Looks like a jersey jughandle. Searched for an article explainer and found the source image.

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/publications/research/safety/07032/

Good luck, countryman. We’re with you.

Because in my version of America we look out for each other, even the assholes who don’t subscribe. Helping regardless sends exactly the right message.

Boone is 3300 feet above sea level, in fact.

Y’all must be too young for batboy.