She can’t even clean the deodorant marks off her bikini. SMH. She is the picture of absolute class.

But be sure to rip through it carelessly with a brush. While it’s damp. Wtf. Sounded ghastly.

Until it’s convenient for a post, of course.

Certainly doesn’t look comfortable or included in any meaningful way. Not that any of those women spend time together in a meaningful way, but you know what I mean.

I bet not. There’s no benefit to bird if the sister comes. Also their relationship seems weeeeeird

That clip of her putting the sweater on the stupid goose is FULL of bendy walls and disappearing trim behind her. She is such a lazy liar.

Pretty sure it’s all filters. And a steady diet of Diet Coke and Tim hortons coffee.

Her forearms have been freaky little in some photos. She’s shameless. And not actually good at editing.

She only ever gives things she’s been gifted. All trips, experiences, outings, and presents are all things she’s being paid to promote or given in hopes of receiving exposure. She won’t even donate something she actually purchased. As if she has to do any shopping. Come on. Ugh!

Plus shopping!

Meanwhile, her DMs flood with “feel better soon, warrior mama!” and she tracks the engagement for her next brand deal. This is a long, long, long con. And, sadly, it continues to work.

There’s no way NK’s not on the payroll. Grifters raising grifters.

And if they do, I have a feeling they have a hard no-content stance, since we never, ever see them. And, you know, good for them. For that only. lol

I think we can safely expect NB content in the next 24–48 hours.

Also, a nice engagement spike to track and brag to potential brand partners about.

She was hoping her implied “abs” would steal the show.

SEEMS.

Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.

And that arm gets weeeeeird

T-Rex proportions. Cool.

Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.