Snark, something the Internet is dangerously low on.

A specific genre of jokes and references

I ran this by an engineer and they said the same thing

Pennies are woke

Hey me too buddy (auditory processing issue)

A few years ago when Trump said we should go after terrorist’s families, liberal darlings clutched their pearls at the proposed human rights violations. Now that Liberal Approved Organization is doing the exact same thing and we point out that it’s bad, we’re running cover for ISIS. Look in the mirror.

Had a friend say this in person and it did work for the next 2 times I had hiccups

https://www.wweek.com/news/2025/01/28/oregon-has-the-nations-second-tightest-housing-marketits-even-tighter-outside-portland/

Nice get his ass

Petroleum & aluminum according to a handful of search results

Just checked and hot cheetos have “red 40” *sigh of relief

Gotta take 5 mins to clear the floor before running it, yeah

“Did you eat my leftovers out of the fridge? I was saving that”

does not include those staying with friends or family because they do not have a place of their own

Grocery store, Poland, 1981

I’d pick someone who is nice to animals and service staff

are games of chance the signs of a healthy economy?

Vampiric extraction of the last drops of wealth from the sick

Ah that makes sense; I was wondering why he had to rack the slide after every shot like a springer airsoft gun

Hell yeah. I hope somebody gets some mileage out of these organs