Crakila

Sure, we all say that “We’ll never drink again” within our 20s and then proceed to drink again either the next night or the next week. Vicious circle.

Melt a big knob of butter in the middle of all of them and inject it my veins. drool

kate when I am using GUI and vim when I am using CLI.

I only open the microwave 1 second early because I always wanted to be a bomb defuser… except I don’t need to type 7355608 (iykyk)

Parent your goddamn children.