In a similar vein

Right, because only America will be affected by all this, just like how only Germany was affected by the Holocaust.

Which reminds me, the worst thing about that Hitler fellow is how I have to keep hearing about him.

Remember kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing stuff down!

I remember reading a book as a kid, I can’t remember if it was this or maybe inspired by this, but adapted for kids (iirc the art style was more cartoony and comedic) where archeologists unearth a motel called the Toot and C’mon.

Edit: after a bit of searching I think it was this book. Unlocked some memories I didn’t realize I had.

Welcome to the future! No need to shape your own world views, they will be determined for you by The Algorithm™

Every day it gets a little easier… But you gotta do it every day — that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

Hell you see it in the reef blower episode, one of the first two episodes. You see his backyard before you even first see Sandy.

I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.

“I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter of my grandmother’s diary.”

– Beverly “Ghost Fucker” Crusher

Wibbley-wobbley canon

Elon Musk just threw up a sieg heil and the crowd cheered. I am entirely out of hope. I’m glad some people can find solace in hoping for a better tomorrow, but I am not one of those people.

My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.

I.E. “I don’t feel like writing out the proof.” See also: “this is left as an exercise for the reader.”

All that and invented Morris code. That cat was one of our finest military minds.

THOOM

Anon invents a conspiracy to explain his crippling hentai addiction

stealing the Weed Eater from a home of a local judge

Aha, so that’s why they suddenly give a shit about property theft, because it was from a member of their little club.

Liberals Warned Me About MAGA’s Racism. I Didn’t Believe Them—Until Now it affected me, personally

A tale as old as time

Yeah I remember this from back in the day. Indignant atheist teenage me was pretty incensed at first, but the page about plans to build a massive cross-shaped satellite that transmits bible verses was a bit of a giveaway.