Unfortunately if the orange buffoon gets his way they may end up wasting a lot of good money defending Greenland.

This is the game that put me off preordering forever. I got it just as it came out and it was SHIIIIIIIIIIT. After starting the game I would get 15 minutes of “xXBlazeIt420Xx beat your score on (some shit challenge)” scrolling up the side of the screen. I’d understand if it just told me my friends had beaten me, but it felt like telling me the whole world had.

Then there was the memory optimisation… Start a flying challenge, fuck it up, restart… IT TOOK OVER A MINUTE to load back to the start of the challenge.

If that wasn’t enough, the world just felt empty compared to JC2. There were vast areas of nothing but fields between towns and it sucked. I put it down a week after buying and never picked it up again.

I am well aware of the Hero’s Journey and have no issue with its popularity, but my problem is when it gets incredibly lazy, as large film studios with a franchise to pump out often do. It’s not interesting to have character with single trait who goes through a predictable arc with pointless or missing sub-plots just to end up at typical ending, yet that’s what we end up with fairly often.

Give me hints of backstory, three-dimensional characters and a story quandary that creates inner turmoil in the characters that actually makes sense. Throw out the first five drafts and come up with something clever that the audience didn’t immediately think of. Is that really so much to ask?

Now now people let’s calm down. Techocrit is obviously new to this and is unaware of how to seed subversion without outing himself in such a blatant manner. Let’s all just agree that at least he tried, and say better luck next time.

Perhaps some subtlety, and some actually believable anacdotes are needed? Or perhaps you should start off with a dumber audience, like Facebook for example? Your handlers clearly didn’t prepare you properly for this assignment.

Unfortunately, with all that said, I would not be doing my duty without also saying: Fuck off dickhead, try hopping into a bath with a live appliance.

Clickspring is absolute gold. The guy is crazy talented and to be fair most of the time I don’t know what he’s talking about, I just enjoy watching a master at work.

Very glad to see this mentioned, yet somewhat miffed you think he’s in, I assume “Tropical” New Zealand?

His videos, and those of Lemmino, are the only ones where I’ll set aside a time of day so I can watch them alone and happy.

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I enjoyed her in Super Hero Girls where she came across as more annoyed that she had to do anything rather than apathetic. I know it was a kids cartoon but it was still good. I fear this movie will instead showcase her as an apathetic shit head who doesn’t care about anything until big moment or love interest etc occurs and then she’ll learn her lesson yada yada.

Hollywood can be so boringly predictable it makes me apathetic myself.

Are we talking about the same Indonesia where the USA funded and installed a Pro-US puppet government who basically sold out the country to US property development?

I guess that’s better than the country being torn apart by war, but it got torn apart none-the-less.

Wow. Next year’s World Cup is going to be either the biggest debacle, or played to empty stadiums (in the USA anyway). What a complete and utter fuck up.

Surely they mean Reginald Broccoli.

This might be too niche for anyone here, but Ronny Dahl.

He used to make good videos on four wheel driving in Australia, with good gear tips and longer form camping trips with his friends. Well, either he started editing his videos alone or stopped taking his meds or something, but now every video is quick cuts, stupid voice effects, stories that build into nothingburgers or intermingled stories that have nothing to do with each other and just get confusing. I also notice those friends he used to camp with aren’t in his videos any more, so that’s probably saying something.

At least I still have the 4WD 24/7 guys (although I don’t really like the “next generation” they’re trying to bring in).

I wasn’t an avid watcher but did enjoy his content until the Pompeii video. I get that in his mind he was giving context, but when he sat there reading directly from the bible I felt pretty gross. How people juxtapose heavy religious belief with scientific method astounds me.

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I don’t know sort of gambling you’re into, but I’m curious to find out.

When he dies in his sleep during a cabinet meeting?

What the fuck is this total, utter bullshit?? Are these cretins seriously trying to convince us that after being BLOWN UP their first thought was “Oh no, the drugs!”? Not, I don’t know, “Look there’s something floating I can grab so I don’t drown”?

God forbid any other nearby boat come to their rescue. That would be terrible. Definitely the best course of action is to just murder any survivors.

And please do explain, how exactly were they still supposedly in communication with other boats? I’m pretty sure their radio wasn’t working at the time.

Guys relax. I’m pretty sure s/he, and the person they’re replying to, are not talking about fathers and daughters.

I’ve been watching MASH without the laugh track and actually find it a lot funnier and a lot darker. Recommended.

As much as people seem to like sucking him off, George Lucas is a pretty terrible writer and director. Star Wars only became a hit due to his wife’s editing of the film; if it were left as Lucas’ original vision it would have been a fairly boring flop. I present as further evidence: The Phantom Menace. That movie objectively sucks.

So in 1980s Monkey, Sandy had some sort of Nari Yari, Su Yari combination? I never understood the point of the crescent-shaped end