Yes but did Charlie consider that Trump would need a really bigly distraction from people talking about how he raped kids?

They’ve gotta know if you’re fuckable.

So the US involving itself and killing more people is the right answer. I see.

Scrollbar goes down = items on screen go up. What’s so hard about this?

“Let’s not murder people in another country because it might slightly inconvenience us at home!”

Wow. Such argument. Most strong. Not that I expect the Democraps to do much more than put out a letter that’s totally in the mail right now.

He was a character on Neighbours.

Ahhh, the good ol’ cut off your nose to spite your face. Instead of finding another product to fit their niche use case, they throw all the toys out of the bath tub and have a cry.

Police are investigating after officers were hit with snowballs while responding to a snowball fight? Well this has got to be the shortest investigation in history surely. The answer is right there in the first sentence!

Furthermore, why on earth are police “responding to a snowball fight”? Who called the police? Why even bother calling OR responding? It’s a snowball fight! Have these dickheads never heard of “fun”?

Given the police track record, they probably hurt each other in their zealous bloodlust to inflict violence on someone who was fairly defenceless.

It certainly feels like yet another case of “Australia says thing and no one cares”. Firstly, the monarchy rules Australia so they can do what they want without Australia having a say. Secondly, Andrew is so far down the line of succession that this is a fairly pointless thing to even mention. Unless Prince Harry and Prince William (with all three of his kids) all have some sort of freak accident in a Parisian tunnel, Andrew will never live to see the throne anyway. Even if Charles, his kids AND their kids ALL get wiped out, Anne is next in line before Andrew. So… whatever. Slow clap for Albo I guess.

Trump wouldn’t say “fuck Iran” after he finds out how old Iran is…

Lushsux is Melbourne based, unless they’ve gone to Sydney recently…

No doubt. Most of the world knew they were talking shit about Iraq, but they at least tried for a while and got their stupid Coalition together for the invasion. In the current case with Iran it looks like they’re not even trying that.

Has there been at least a piss weak justification for this new war? Or is he still crapping on about Iran developing a nuclear weapon in the next five minutes? At least the last Iraq war had a good foundation of lies leading up to it.

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

weeks-long campaign

“Mission Accomplished!” in just a few weeks, bro! And, you know, about 10-20 years of wasting time and resources, gradually building hatred towards themselves via a non-stop guerilla war and war crimes, until the US once again quietly chickens out and goes home.

But I guess you’ve got to keep the industrial war machine happy, otherwise all the shareholders, and the economy in general, will be really upset.

Blue balls.

No no guys, the FBI and the Attorney General have said there’s no evidence of anyone doing anything wrong, and there’s definitely no case to prosecute. There’s nothing to see here, move along.

In a similar-to-original-Wolfenstein way there’s Darkenstein. It’s a bit tounge-in-cheek, fairly silly, a lot of fun and free! Your dog has been stolen by Nazis and you have to try to rescue it. You gain health by drinking beer and eating sausage. What’s not to like?

I’ll be pretty upset if I hear about crow being killed by maga fuckwits.