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What a wonderful world we live in - boneless chicken with bones, ad-free streaming with ads, unlimited plans with limits… What’s next, Nestle releasing microplastics and cadmium free water (guess what’s in it!)?

Also, remind me Jack, whose side was God on in that fight? Because if I remember correctly it might have not been Goliath’s…

Well but you need to understand, it had “AI” in the name, and everything is made awesome with AI, so they had to go with it…

How soon until unless you own a couple of these you’ll be branded a terrorist Antifa supporting illegal criminal?

Wow, that’s surely going to both get the price of eggs down AND stop the genocide of Palestinians! How does he do it?

I mean, cream pie or spit roast would be obvious candidates…

Pretty on point for tech bros then - they keep “inventing” shit that already exists, but for some reason now requires an app, blockchain AI, or both (sorry, used an older buzzword first, but that one is already out of fashion).

Just wait, I’m sure soon a wild techbro will appear with a great solution to this problem that will require you to install an app and surrender all your data and biometrics in order to open those cases yourself to get a damn toothbrush or some shaving cream…

Thieves guild boss says people should earn more and have more money in their wallets.

Problem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…

How about actually protesting something that’s related to their cause? Blocking a highway is absolutely one of those. Or, if you want to throw paint at something, how about throwing it at an office of an oil company or a car/private jet of a CEO and not on a fucking grave?

I never said they should not protest at all or not inconvenience anyone, but vandalism of random property or cultural heritage? No, I will not support that.

Vandalizing graves and museums - what a great way to get supporters and make people sympathetic to your cause…

I have further ideas - how about beating some pre-schoolers or burning a homeless shelter to protest global warming? Or perhaps throwing mud at the elderly? Drowning some puppies? Since clearly these people believe all publicity is good publicity, think how much buzz that would generate!

Wow, if they reduce egg prices any more through all those cuts they’ll have to start giving them out for free!

Right, which is why music used to be an extremely niche and virtually unknown hobby, and we had almost no songs until he came up with his brilliant invention…

Fucking hell, there’s removed from reality, and then there’s this.

I’d prefer to imagine a world in which a multi-billion dollar corporation isn’t tracking my every step to sell me more shit, and yet here we are…

I’m going to be another Negative Nancy commenting, but I really dislike the recent trend of having everything summarized by AI. News articles are, by definition, already summaries of events (hopefully summarized by a human, but that’s becoming rarer and rarer recently). Is it really necessary to further filter them through another robotic sieve and strip them from even more meaning and soul? How busy are we really that we need a machine to summarize news, videos and even emails for us?

I strongly believe that reading things written by humans has value. Regardless whether it’s War and Peace, a comic book or an email from my colleague, I want to read them just as their authors wrote them, instead of having a Markov chain machine retell them to me. Call me old and curmudgeonly, but I actually WANT to spend time reading, experience all the human quirks, biases, typos, mistakes and everything else that’s stripped away whena text is fed into a machine, because it tells me things about the author in addition to the content itself. Hell, the whole reason I started learning English (not my mother language) in the first place was because I wanted to read The Lord of the Rings as Tolkien himself wrote it, without it being filtered through a translator (even though the translation I read was actually excellent).

A long and unnecessary rant, I know, but I wish humanity didn’t immediately jump on the AI bandwagon in anything and everything. Books, articles and videos don’t really need to be summarized IMHO, and I think we lose way more through it than the minuscule amount of time we gain…

He bought himself a president already - looking to add a king to his collection now?

“Many in the movement, including prominent Muslim leaders, voted for Trump hoping he would bring peace to the Middle East”

How the FUCK would you hope for that? Have you been living under a rock and didn’t know who Trump actually is and what he does? The Muslim ban Trump? That Trump? Bringing peace to the Middle East? Seriously?