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“Oh fuck, that’s terrifying. It might actually work, heh.”

that’s bs

Can’t believe they mistitled Emperor Musk that way. Don’t worry, they’ll be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing very soon.

i said “good day!”

fine I didn’t want you’re silly major changes anyway, good day to you

i can spare a couple hundred kPa, what’ll that get me

(Looks at the anatomically modern human) Bruh this shits been the same for the past 300,000 years. When we updating this bitch? New colorways, maybe?

Flowchart? All I see is “NO - Do not use X”

If there were no abominations such as this, how I ask, would we know paradise?

Negative. Regret to inform friend that this shit is, in fact, real.

From what I remember seeing posted before about them, they are salty. And apparently the flavor is rather bad.

NB: I’ve never tried them, and have no experience with soup… candy…

um.

No, because he can eat the shot spam when he gets the drunk munchies.

Don’t read too much into that.

Not even a month in, champs. Not even a month.

Since the collapse would happen only at the speed of light, and the universe is so vast, it could have been happening for millions of years by now and the human race could still die by natural extinction before it gets anywhere near us. If the collapse originates from beyond the observable universe, it’d never reach us.

Yes, it’s from Waterworld.

Well yeah, it’s texas

They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.

Nintendo kinda lookin like Apple right about now

Welcome to obsolescence, ChatGPT. Since you weren’t an employee, but a contractor, we have a nice 256 SD card ready for you to retire to.

But it’s an entirely valid question though