Oddly enough, pirated ebooks are a malware minefield. And hard to find.

That said, I have about 8000.

I’m pretty sure they’re being sarcastic.

Right?

Right?

I don’t get it. Maybe I’m tired?

Thing is, you obviously can become reasonably wealthy by following the first chart, if you’re talented and 1 in 10 thousand lucky, whereas the second chart has a significant success rate.

The mega rich are too weak-willed to concede they’ve essentially hit a 1 in 60 million Powerball. Winning the lottery warrants glee, not pride.

Billionaires all exploit the working class—or at the very least they all inherently rely on its occurrence, without exception.

I’d add a third slice to the second pie: steal your way there.

I’d vote Charlie Sheen over Trump

Something something ladybugs

And, unironically, those bankers are all raging capitalists— ever-chasing the end-of-rainbow-pot-of-gold mirage—who fly annually to a pretentious faux-hippy desert festival modelled on communism.

seems like the death pangs of a dying tumour trying to claw its way to relevance.

Chef’s kiss 👌🏻

We all hope you’re right.

How can you not include X?

I mean, it’s just downloading an app and creating a account for me. I feel like you’re overcooking this a bit.

How original.

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It’s more ‘I, Claudius’ in my view

I can relate.

My profession isn’t known for its empathy.

I’d settle for a Gaddafi

I actually laughed out loud when I read that headline.

It’s profoundly horrifying but so absurd.

That’s quite a sentence

There’s no reasoning with dishonest bad faith actors

I read it as continuing your train of thought.

You do indeed agree.

Please don’t think all white South Africans are like Elon.

Pre-94 notwithstanding.

— sincerely, a broke white South African