dumbass

God I love Christian, he has the most punchable face out there and he knows how to wield that smug fucking thing perfectly.

The tech world worked out how to profit off of them and now we’re all junkies fiending for our next hit, chasing the dopamine dragon through serotoninville, never actually being able to filll that dark void that we allowed to grow.

the first hits free, then you gotta pay, is the equivalent to a 2 week free trial of a paid subscription.

they’re digital drug dealers, high on their own supply.

if you put it in wrong it plays death metal.

*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

He’s the anti-keemstar, a highly talented, extremely chill guy who seems pretty humble, considering he’s gotta be in the top 3 of best drummers out there.

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

Nah, we’re too cool to be a letter generation.

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You’re not getting my fries!

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

Nah, you’re talking to me. we just have the same defeated look on our faces.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

that dismal display was 45 million?

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.