Penial Implant

sorry if that was annoying at the time, I shoulda worked at a better joke

original song Gucci Gang

I thought it was cylindrical?

https://streamable.com/unjnw9

I have to eat food, I don’t have to vote

if your ballot is trash then throwing it away makes a lot of sense

if their tech is that good they’ve already won so just relax by chucking a big cloud

you don’t have to vote and you don’t have to vote for a major party. it’s not a magic ritual. unless you live in a swing state the only effect it will have is a stain on your conscience for the rest of your life for having affirmatively said “yeah genocide is okay I guess”

would you feel comfortable face-to-face explaining to a Palestinian child why you voted for his extermination?

[…] the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success—they would all go Nazi in a crisis.

from Who Goes Nazi? by Dorothy Thompson

good blog series about how Sparta was trash https://acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/

for free?

not many people know this, but Salvador Allende was almost six hundred feet tall

Sic volo, sic iubeo, sit pro ratione voluntas. (I will it, I command it; my will is reason enough)

—Susan Wojcicki’s undead corpse

lived through many painful elections but this one is off the charts

the bits about that agressively liberal puppet whose name I can’t recall always send me. the one who says he can smell Cody’s blood

EDIT: Warmbo! his name is Warmbo

we used brown paper grocery bags

true, but really all they run is a hotel suite in Riyadh