Head first and he wouldn’t have time to learn from the experience

What a moronic and absolutely disgusting person she is. It’s almost hard to believe this isn’t a fictitious clip from a movie or something.

I have firsthand experience with Helle knives and I have only positive things to say. Very high quality knives, they have this… feel to them.

Tintin is fantastic. Lacking comic books, where I am now, I’m giving the 2011 movie a rewatch…

I have a 15 year old Miele, too. Mine still works like new, more or less.

True, microsoft is a wehrmacht nazi soldier where as apple is full on gestapo.

The cutest thing I’ve seen today, no doubt.

Solidox is my go-to. Norwegian brand, made in Sweden. Doesn’t look like it’s sold outside of Norway.

The future of society, perhaps?

George’s helmet must be sooo roomy, just listen to that echo!

Well, he said he was going to be the worst president the country had ever had, and he’s delivering on that.

Me too… I dish out empty threats to my dogs whenever they’re naughty - “alright, that’s it, no more treats today!”

Ten seconds later; “awwww, you guys… here, have a treat”.

“I flew by the amusement park last night, it was a… hoot”

Aww, my heart goes out to you.

It’ll take a while but eventually, hopefully, the tears will turn to smiles when you think of your time together.

The bottles they use over here, in Europe, aren’t much better.

1 quart / 946ml bottles for the US, presumably to avoid any confusion. “1 liter?! My transmission take quarts!”

“I see through you”

I think my mind might’ve been read!

What’s the feeling over there… if Trump tomorrow announced a military invasion to free Canada from fascists or whatever, would the military comply and start gunning down Canadians? I know there are a few more steps to it before such action can be taken (or at least I hope there are), so I suppose what I’m wondering is if there are enough Americans who think Canada is evil to happily rise to the challenge?

An absurd thought, but these are absurd times.

Can’t hold back spending taxpayer money when shopping for tools to keep the taxpayer down. /s

I read that as “spanking fury…” and wondered what fun they were having I wasn’t aware of.

But yeah, not being able to torture animals for a laugh, what an atrocity. /s

Shit has been thrown… your turn, Horner!