Guilty as charged… Wondered whether it would just slip through on a mostly US based site. Spangler maintained the ruse I think.

Dracula but with a face.

May I suggest a major and I mean major leaflet campaign?

Legend?

A relevent trump.

One thing at a time. Lidl isn’t necessarily in question here, it’s the boycott intention. We do the same thing boycotting in Israeli products too.

Ice cream?

I remember when I had my first beer too.

We don’t have time for a Starbucks

Hong Kong to…

Question was already answered, see above. Obsequious for obsequious sake.

Oh, oh you sir. Very good.

You wanna see me throw a football over them mountains?

But what songs did he play? I’m intrigued.

Very… Wait. Mr Dobalina? Mr Bob Dobalina?

I’m getting a Costco meets Paisley Park vibe.

Mostly harmless? I’ve brought some fish.

Omg I had to scroll too far down for this… I detest this song with every fiber of my being. Unfortunately for me my beautiful children think it’s amazing.

I disagree, I think that’s the joke… It’s intentionally wrong and they both know it.

Drunk me heading to AbraKebabra right now.