Soon he will be your noble eunuch.

GOOSE!

They came in between 6 and 7?

I understand that. It’s not for everybody.

I think ICE got the teacher

When you need to do housework but don’t want to ruin the carpet.

The drinking image is diabolical.

Attack of the iPads.

It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.

Floyd. Floyd! Where are you, Floyd?

Live photos of me on a diet

But pretty CGI

You can get one of those under desk peddles. After a while you barely notice.

This is the cup of coffee you replace your most hated coworker’s with.

Yes! I was just about to comment this. 😄

I guess high IQ people by definition are good at being smart on the cishet white man doing things society values scale.

You know how they say people should wear a condom when you’re giving oral?

Between 4 and 5 is actually good.

PLandemic 😓

Aww
I love it when people facetime their pats though.