Oh, pal. The US has been morally bankrupt since the 80s.

The cash is all that’s left.

Speak for yourself, the super Mario Brothers theme slaps for eternity.

20 minutes?

It should be 20 fucking days.

Surround his fucking house.

Thank you your honor. We appreciate your hard work!!

We’re so glad to have your nuanced take here. Thanks for stopping by!

If the government fails to act we shall pray to the Nintendo gods.

And Russia Apologists have a habit of apologizing for Russia.

It’s just a matter of time 😉

Sir, this is Russia’s war.

I think you know what color we all see you wearing best, mate. Breathe. Your sanity and wits? They’ll all vanish.

It’s just a

MATTER OF TIME.

SO, AH, YEAH, AND… 🎵

I’ve known you since you were a twenty.

I was twenty.

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

Start wearing purple for me nowww

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

Start wearing purple for me nowww

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘

Start wearing purple for me nowww

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

I know it all from Diogenis to Foucault

From Lozgechkin to Paspartu

I ia klianus obossav dva paltza

Chto muzika poshla ot Zvukov Mu!

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

Start wearing purple for me nowww

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘🕺🔥🍆

So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Eta!

Da-da-dadama ti moia!

Eh, podaite nam karetu, vot etu!

I mi poedem k ebeniam!

🇺🇦 💜 😘

Deleted?!? Awww have we shaken your confidence comrade?

I get it, comrade. Purple is dangerous. It’s a slippery slope—first, you wear it, then you start questioning rigid masculine archetypes, and before you know it, you’re rejecting authoritarianism altogether. It’s okay. Just breathe. Let go. Wear the purple. 😘

Let the banger bang 😉 🍆💜

We can all tell you’re wanting it. You said so yourself!

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