What?

And no spherical cows either??

I pulled on a str and unraveled my C socks!

• wreak havoc
• destroy society
• get cute
• burn it all to the ground

As Natalie Wynn would say, it’s the mouthfeel

The softest paw can be a claw

To quote @QueerSatanic on Mastodon:

Bernie Sanders and AOC are kettling the current protest movement back inside electoralism and the Democratic Party, and the results are going to be disastrous

what we want out of the Democratic Party is something it is not and will never be: an entity that collects votes downstream from organizing people and providing for their needs by redistributing resources to those who come in asking for them and even more than that, connects people with one another to solve problems for themselves directly without need for intermediary

if every Bernie Sanders and AOC rally were centered around, “This is a crisis, and you need to be bringing democracy to every aspect of your lives right now: while you are standing here, text five of your neighbors, five of your co-workers, five of your family members or close friends, and introduce yourself to five people here, and then organize your workplace, organize your neighborhood, and organize your personal connections. If you can’t do that, think about why you can’t, and get to work. The next time we visit, be able to talk to people in your life about what you need to be doing together to take care of one another and those who can’t take care of themselves” — if every rally did that, there would be no complaints.

Instead, all that Democratic politicians can ever offer is a kettle toward electoralism, a siphon toward the promise of kinder bosses, and a sapping of all the strength we need right now to face the moment we’re in

As is usually the case, the left is very horny

I fuckin love Notepad. No decorations, no flourish, just me and my raw thoughts

Please tell us if this works 😭

Bro was 100% gonna do it, too

This made me remember there is a video of this that is not the trolling GIF loop: https://youtu.be/nP6SKDppwes

“We need a design that obscures ketchup, vomit, and shit stains”

“Absolutely on it, sir”

a:visited { color: uglyasspurple; /* why is this the standard tho */ }

What absolutely cursed fonts are those, I need to know

Squinting to make out actual letters and kind of succeeding

Love to see us all discovering our ecological niches 💖

Nature is pranking us

Space as a verb makes me think of The Expanse and that’s never a bad thing