Most vehicles don’t even seem to have transmission dipsticks at all, now.

They were floating the idea earlier this year of finding a way to strip indigenous people of their citizenship.

Not quite, they’re all separate devices communicating through the CANbus instead of a central computer.

“Excuse me while I whip this out.”

There’s at least 30% of the US that would believe it wholeheartedly.

Not that it would matter. They’ll still zombie walk to the polls and vote for whoever has the little “R” after their name.