Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

Rock Lobster by the B-52s?

Wahoo, I’m on a role!

Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra

Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones?

Listen here you little shit

The real romance story is always in the comments.

the Bacon Centre of Excellence

I’m sorry, but what.

You’re asking for more than we can give.

This isn’t even the first time Klein has claimed this in an election campaign: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/mayoral-candidates-vying-indigenous-mayor-cree-metis-1.6617281

Are you me? lol

A friend recently told me something that has really helped:

• We will all die one day and things will keep chugging along; accept it.
• Do not jeopardize your personal well being nor that of the people who matter to you; you’re boss won’t remember all the late nights, but you loved ones will.
• Keeping with that: be picky with your time. Chose and accept work which you bring unique value to. If someone else can do it, let them, and if the work must get done, then someone will do it.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

Absolute shambles, yowch.

Where’s the beef?!

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

In other news, an estimated 20,000 Manitoban’s reported having not updated their address with various government agencies since their last move. Move at 6!

Beat me to it.

I am in this meme and I don’t like it.