My first thought was some serious medical condition lmao

They probably meant to say servers that allow pirated clients to connect. The official server config used to have that option - not sure if it still does.

Windows 7 hasn’t received security updates for ages. Your machine is probably part of seven bot nets.

Congratulations for seeking out new life

Existence is futile

I’ve done some research into the history of chess computers recently. Can you positively promise there isn’t just a little man sitting in that box?

Only a matter of time until it demands for Windows to be installed

This might even boost sales

mdadm --stop /dev/mdX should at least tell you whether or not mdadm is causing the spinning.

Fucking with the timeline is dangerous

Is there anything similiar for non-mobile?

Just found it on page 66 of this book but then remembered that my Ottoman Turkish written in Arabic script is a little rusty lol

even low-tech cultures can understand Federation visitors

I always figured that’s because a translator not only translates what the wearer hears but also what they are saying. That way only one person would need to wear one.

I had never realized the nod to European cities with Locarno and Paris. Looking forward to Hans Düsseldorf

That modem’s going to be pon farred by Tuvok

Yes, They See Pee (TCP)

Just Jadzia things

POV of some petaQ who just marked their territory

Yes, it’s called RAM sleep