You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords

Thank you!

Years ago I had some imported drink called Jul Must. Haven’t seen it since. Came from somewhere Scandinavian. Weird flavor, probably an acquired taste, and I WANT MORE!

Yup! And you can get where you’ll step right over the garbage that needs taking out as you go outside and not even notice.

… there’s no need to prepare your keys to gouge my eyes out.

When I see women do this around me, I feel a little glad for them that they don’t need to do this and a little sad they don’t (and really can’t) know that they don’t need to do this.

I understand feeling hurt that someone might be afraid of me, but that gets erased when I exercise a little empathy for that person who is afraid.

My grandmother’s closet - old wood, old clothes, and mothballs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graffiti_(Palm_OS)

Sioux City birch beer is bright pink and tastes super weird but so good! At least it did thirty years ago iirc

I get that but you are not convincing me that this is good

Uncut Gems

A stressful two hours of screaming and bad decisions

There is no such thing as negative numbers. “How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?” This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I’m still kinda salty about that.

Release date is January 17th

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/severance-season-2-trailer-appe-tv-1236079999/

In Mississippi lol

As a northerner who lived in Tulsa for four years, I’d say Oklahoma was “Acts nice, are crazy”

Electoral College nonsense? It’s super easy to get Harris signs here in Wisconsin.

Six Feet Under

What We Do in the Shadows (cuz I love that song)

We found a dead baby bird. Was told most animal babies don’t live to adulthood. Knew people were animals so it was likely me and most of my friends would be dead by 21

Whenever I close something that locks, I touch the key that unlocks it first. This has saved me many times from locking myself out of the house and locking my keys in the car or trunk

So is she

It can seem to work though. My brother-in-law tells stories about seeing his friends get out of tickets with their hand written IDs. To me those stories sound like cops stopping a car full of drunken probably armed rednecks in the middle of nowhere - cops who just want to go home alive.