Because he’s 84 and not dead yet.

Woot! Glad I could help.

The Four Seasons & Frankie Valli - Walk Like a Man?

I cannot make a top 10 list of anything and I get in trouble for not being enthusiastic enough. When the guy amping up the crowd yells “I can’t hear you!” I’m the one yelling “I DOUBT THAT” back.

Unless you’re trying to get into some kind of crazy prog/jazz band, ability is less important than attitude. If you put in effort, listen to feedback, and wrangle your ego a little you’ll do fine. And if everyone’s a jerk, that’s not the band for you.

edit: also, set up fast and help the drummer haul their shit in

Not a bad song on this album.

Here’s a weird one: Pac-Man World. 3Dish platformer with a lot of neat tricks and surprises. It’s not groundbreaking, but it made me genuinely happy when I played it.

Also, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. There’s so much stuff to do in this game, and if you do it right the

and there’s even more stuff to do.

Try thinking about baseball.

Sometimes a person says what they actually mean instead of what they mean to say. We call that a Freudian Dick.

The Gibson Thunderbird would like a word.

When you’re rich you can buy all kinds of weird shit.

There was a senior dev at my first job that we called Lord Voldemort and he was the king of ungreppable variable names. Short, full of common characters, and none of them actually described what they were doing. I swear he only used characters that appeared in C++ keywords, so looking for fo would invariably tag every for statement in the file.

He also had hooks set up to notify when anyone was in his area of the code and you’d always get a two-hour phonecall where he’d slowly wear you down and browbeat you into backing out your changes. Every time I pulled a ticket in his codebase I’d internally shudder. He was friends and/or had dirt on the CTO so he just remained in that role and made everyone’s life hell.

“It’s my birthday! I’m a hundred!”

Being around for free drinks is pretty on brand for actual Jesus, too.

Geez this is a deep cut.

Stan all trying to plot a course to Ferenginar on the sly.

Neither too few nor too many.

I agree with you. Even if you never touch it, it’s nice to know what the libraries you’re calling are doing under the hood.

Imagine being a high-ranking NYT exec, watching a computer hellbrain churn for a few minutes and spit out a five letter word.

“See? We can help!”

“I UNDERSTAND that one time you saw YOUR MOTHER wearing CLOTHING. The HORROR of it. THE DRAPING FABRIC. THE DELICATE EMBROIDERY. The WAY it BUNCHED UP AROUND HER. I cannot begin to FATHOM how DISGUSTING it must have been for you. TO SEE YOUR MOTHER THERE in CLOTHING. This is not the kind of thing I like to imagine. The FOLDS and GUSSETS and BUTTON HOLES. Imagine your mother PUTTING HER CLOTHING ON, thrusting her STUBBY FINGERS through her BUTTON HOLES as she DRAPES HERSELF IN FABRIC. And when she was done she LOOKED IN A MIRROR…”