How’s all that winning working out for Texas?

No Virtua Girl?

78 million voters should have asked themselves that before voting.

The common clay of the new West.

That might seem grim, but what you get in return is a little human that looks up at you. That holds your hands because you are their world to them.

Is decades of debt worth it? Hard pass.

I paid $3.93 CAD for a dozen yesterday.

He’s put back the 25% tariffs on Canadian steel

He’s a throat goat

Maybe that anti-Trump protest could have happened at the election booth back in November.

If you’re coming to Canada, you don’t need to bring eggs.

We have plenty, and they’re not $10/dozen either

I’ve heard it mentioned, but I assume the people who believe it are people who are on Instagram all day

And he’s the guy who killed Hitler, so there’s that.

She raped him. Fucking say it.

Their account gets banned.

Same as any mention of Tienamen Square and anything else the Chinese Government deems unacceptable.

Wrestling is still real to them

“really shameful”

Billionaires are shaking /s

“contrary to American justice.”

Ok. What laws were broken?

It’s true. I read it on the internet.

Damn. TIL.

Please ocean, stop taking our towns /s

Have both of your arms broken, you won’t be able to crank it.

Did you touch tips?