homes

I could be mistaken, but I think that you have to serve for either six months or a year in order to qualify for the $50,000 signing bonus

It doesn’t feel that long ago to you, but for many of us, the last 11 years feel like 100,000 years

This man’s opinion is worth nothing

That was the joke going over your head

“But that’s how we print our money!”

Obligatory

The 90s were a wild time

Charity isn’t a zero-sum game. Just because someone else does well doesn’t mean you can’t or won’t. feeling irked by this serves no purpose and is a waste of your time and resources.

All games are made up

Yes, that’s the joke…

You’re welcome

That was definitely Steve Jobs and the iPhone 4. And while that was definitely pretty silly, it wasn’t as ridiculous as this.

I know, right? You never heard Steve Jobs demanding that people be nicer to their iPods.

It’s called “body dysmorphia”

Hmmm…

Nope. Even in 1875, if you rode one of these things, people would think you’re a douchebag.

These were never cool.

Nightshade did work on older models. Newer models adapted to prevent poisoning.

This is a new approach.

Nope. Just regular gay.

Ha ha! Gotcha!

Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.

Two guys could give just as good a hand job…

It is nice. I would like a way for Mlem to integrate it, but their current solution is still pretty elegant in an of itself, especially because it does not rely on piefed for its functionality. everyone gets this.