No this is a place of business, please do not engage in this kind of activity. There are customers here. This is your first and only warning.

Coolest thing to look at is running tap water, switch from hot to cold

QWOP 🏃🏽‍♂️

O.K.! 😉🤫🤭

The plight of the shareholders 😢

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋

It was the Spotify money.

Looks like mrsPjHaverstock

When I grow up, I want to work at the philosophy factory, making philosophies

I wish my wife could explain things as well as you did

🤓

Yes there was a law suit about it

Exstacltsy

She just needs a few more injections here and there, that’ll make her truly beautiful no doubt 😬