Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Do polycystic ones count?

Now we know where they’ll put those accused of illegal immigration.

I can scoop a spit bubble up off the bottom of my mouth with my tongue, fold my tongue around it, and blow the bubble out of my mouth, and it floats to the ground.

Thanks for the help! Then I can paint the chocolates green. He’ll never see it coming!

This amendment’s wording wouldn’t allow Obama or Clinton to run again. Only Trump.

Great point. That guy does live in a society.

I need TP for my bunghole!

But after enough stagnation, at least we’ll get the great scattering.

2002 here, same, in 8th grade.

My civil lawyer is a pretty great guy. I also know plenty who are assholes.

I bet I could destroy all life with only half an A-press.

If we’re already distinguishing between atoms in people vs atoms not currently in a person, might as well keep it anthropocentric. Then at least we won’t starve to death.

Then season it in the oven.

To be fair, it’s far more precise, being a subset of racism, especially given the context of some racist slurs being filtered while others aren’t, depending on the targeted race.

In today’s fucked up world, it wouldn’t surprise me if anti-white and anti-black slurs were filtered but anti-hispanic and anti-asian slurs weren’t, for instance, maybe to drive nationalism regardless of race. I appreciate the additional clarity.

The angled writing is almost certainly part of the magic, since they think is is for signatures.

Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

Now when they’re credibly accused of it, the base is conditioned to think it’s ridiculous librul exaggeration.

Yeah, I think it’s an issue with the franchisees in the US. I give mine another try about once a year, and the past three times my burger patty has been below room temperature, and the produce noticeably old. The McDonald’s near me is just consistently mediocre, which is better.

Let him keep driving with a fake license plate? At minimum the car should be towed.