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What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure’s end I was back to cold, sober agony.

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids’ sand box. It’s unhygienic!

Dude it’s a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I think we’d end up with a fractured smattering of “left” parties, one or two semi-cohesive liberal parties, and one or two semi-cohesive “right” parties. It would probably end up replicating the current system as the liberals would form a coalition, and the rights would form a separate coalition, while the left mostly fights amongst themselves and fails to establish actual power.

I’m so down for this

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I’d seen this photo before, and commented the year it’s from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

This photo is from 2020

Even they have to pay taxes 😭

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.

What magic spell do I cast on the money man to make him give me free money?

My parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we’re bored

Ooowahahahah

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!

I have a severe chronic illness that has destroyed my ability to do just about anything and causes immense pain. I still try to live for my loved ones and do what I can within my limited power to improve my circumstances. This post is not an attack on people like me.