too soon

I grew up similar and I never learned to clean properly. Still can’t figure it out today. It’s embarrassing

I also have no snark. Israel will claim they did it to themselves

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

wtf does “the Israel of Lemmy” instances mean?

That’s how you win, just keep adding zeroes

“adults interfering” is how isn’treal was formed

It’s not fair, he was a good boi just doing his best

Disgruntled that this article doesn’t have step by step instructions

We can fix them

Lucky

If loving your kids is gay, I don’t want to be straight

Death to America

It’s all happening so fast now. I always thought we would have more time

I’m really glad you got that fire stick going again, despite all the trouble. I appreciate the effort you put in to writing all this, no bullshit. Death to America

half-senile figurehead

I’m going to borrow this

That sounds delicious

Death to America

Who tf can afford to eat at McDonalds, have you seen their prices lately?

Now I do too, thanks

Your pupils seem to be dilated and it looks like you’ve lost muscle tone in your legs. Did any strangers give you drugs? I heard in school that happens all the time

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Sugar

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Water

Water

Did I get that right?