And if you have seen any, you can block them and they actually go away.

Instead of a placebo “stop seeing this ad” button.

*Football ball-fondling prize

So that’s what that’s for. I always thought adding text to the brackets would turn it into a link.

How did you add captions to the picture?

Do I feel bloated when I take on all this water weight?

Normal Democratic regime behavior. /s

Discover what’s really in your food — we’re building an app that helps you instantly understand what’s healthy, what’s harmful, and what’s just marketing. Join our early access and help us create a wiser, more transparent way to eat.

Not selling anything yet — just testing if this solves a real problem

I have read this three times and still have no idea what your app does.

Am I going to scan a barcode and it tells me whether something is healthy?

Do I give it my grocery list and it suggests alternatives?

Do I turn on the microphone during a food pub and the TTS voice says “that’s a lie”?

Oh, and besides that, I’m only fourteen

So we had sex one more time

!theydidthemath@mander.xyz

“Big Island Video News” sounds like an onion news channel.

I don’t use any of these suggestions, but the ones I keep hearing *about are Quik and Fossify Messages.

Edit: accidentally a word

Okay but change European to the whole continent.

Restrictions apply*.

I heard it makes reindeer think they can fly.

The front page is so commercially neutral, and then you have this banger in the product catalog.

At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus…

I hate the implication that these pillows actually exist somewhere out in the world.

We pick a different dish every year for our main.

That sounds actually awesome.

It was fantasticly coffee

I have no idea what that means, but it still sounds pretty good.

Discord-compatible (Use all your custom clients/bots with minimal changes)

I was excited at first, because I thought I could still chat with friends who won’t leave Discord.

Thanks for the archive link.

Try telling that to your mother who’s been handling the turkey for decades.

You get what you get and you either like it or you shut up and pretend that you do, because that’s your mum and she’s tired and hasn’t seen you in weeks and turkey is always a little dry, trust me I know, I’ve been doing this since before you were born, eat it with some cranberry sauce, have you seen your cous…