drop the store links jezebel

No fucking way

Me at etsy witches:

The friendslop jab seems to directly contradict the rest of the meme imo

6/10, has a vision but got distracted in the execution

To be fair, the image is AI generated, you ask it for simplified cartoon bear and dragon holding hands and its probably going to spit out something cute it ripped from etsy and redbubble stores

I do wonder how the old guard conspiracy theorists are handling it. Watching the government very obviously and very sloppily bungle the pedo ring cover up in a way that would be so much fun to categorize and label and make timelines about and yet having to pretend? convince yourself? that it’s not real and it doesn’t matter even though two years ago it was one of your favorite things to shoot the shit about even with normies.

Is it painful to them? Or have they disavowed that curiosity and governmental distrust that had them watching Zeitgeist on their burned DVDs in 2007 in favor of owning the libs?

I knew multiple people irl who were like this (not in contact anymore) so I can’t help but wonder.

The movie is also an adaptation of Homer’s The Odyssey ☝️🤓

People made fun of the last one for being an underpaid zero effort fedpost but the op was out there in every single qrt arguing the point. Commitment to the bit. Absolutely angling for that raise.

Surely seeing their 2028 candidate scam his followers with a shitcoin rugpull just like Trump will shake a few libs out of supporting him so much, right?

…right?

The fact that ‘the commies are injecting THEIR propaganda into the stuff we scrape for OUR ai’ is a topic they’re including

Imagine this is the movie that he’s going to use his big money AI investments on

I want a lab grown diamond that looks like an aura quartz by default. give me fucked up rainbow minerals

bathing images of myself in piss and perlin noise to own the… fleshbags?

Trying to convince chuds that it was DEI when they let James Turner design the cringe woke Vanillite line (it’s just ice cream, we hate object design pokemon now for some reason)

The real DEI was when they let some woke artist design dragonite after stealing it right out of the hands of based Atsuko Nishida (who designed dratini and dragonair)

Why does dragonite look like a stupid orange Barney dragon instead of a beautiful blue serpentine dragon? And why does its shiny suck ass? That’s right, it’s because of woke.

you got me there, probably the only birthrates Elon truly cares about are his own

really weird of Elon to be honking and crying about white birthrates and then unleash this shit on his own audience. If I were some hyperfash I’d be saying that people making these chatbots should be condemned to death for threatening the white race or whatever but I guess Elon’s probably investing all his grok money into mechanical wombs or whatever

yeah tbh the ai versions of simple drawings fuck me up worse than the League of Legends splash art hyperrendered type outputs because it would be so easy to pass that off as a human drawn illustration.

maybe it’s for the best that they don’t tidy up their slop?

imagine being a insectivore bird and finding one of these things

eh in this case he might have thoughtlessly done the inking for the smoke on the wrong layer (ie statue of liberty foreground, hence the lines being thicker) and then roped it in with the selection tool when filling that layer with the green coloring

I’ve been there before, the only hack-fraud behavior involved is managing not to catch the error before posting (but at same time ive also just straight up forgotten to color entire portions of artwork and posted them anyways so…)